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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1215 on: July 17, 2014, 03:50:57 PM »
Why ..because it has changed so much ?  noooo:

Should be hilarious - the bloke doing the training is more of a mongtard than BM, so I shall take great pleasure in pointing out everything he gets wrong.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1216 on: July 17, 2014, 04:05:53 PM »
Why ..because it has changed so much ?  noooo:

Should be hilarious - the bloke doing the training is more of a mongtard than BM, so I shall take great pleasure in pointing out everything he gets wrong.

Is that at all possible?  Shocked:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1217 on: July 17, 2014, 06:45:44 PM »
Thank fuck we don't look after Malaysian Airlines.  They seem to have no luck whatsoever.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1218 on: July 17, 2014, 06:55:18 PM »
Thank fuck we don't look after Malaysian Airlines.  They seem to have no luck whatsoever.

That's two that have gone missing now - though, on the plus side, at least they know where this fucker is!
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1219 on: July 17, 2014, 07:40:00 PM »
Thank fuck we don't look after Malaysian Airlines.  They seem to have no luck whatsoever.

Would save a load of baggage shifting tho.....  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1220 on: July 17, 2014, 08:33:09 PM »
Thank fuck we don't look after Malaysian Airlines.  They seem to have no luck whatsoever.

Would save a load of baggage shifting tho.....  whistle:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1221 on: July 18, 2014, 09:26:39 AM »
As the Russian President explains the dangers of flying over Eastern Ukraine, I can't help dancing along.

Love hearing Putin on the Risks.







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« Reply #1222 on: July 18, 2014, 12:12:44 PM »
As the Russian President explains the dangers of flying over Eastern Ukraine, I can't help dancing along.

Love hearing Putin on the Risks.







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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1223 on: July 20, 2014, 03:17:00 PM »

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1225 on: July 21, 2014, 06:15:36 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1226 on: July 21, 2014, 06:30:50 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1227 on: July 21, 2014, 02:23:46 PM »
One of the new starters is a church minister on a sabbatical

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1228 on: July 21, 2014, 02:24:20 PM »
One of the new starters is a church minister on a sabbatical

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1229 on: July 21, 2014, 02:39:43 PM »
One of the new starters is a church minister on a sabbatical

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I don't think he is too impressed with the swearing (which is mainly directed at me)

Trainer : "This is a short video of a 737 crashing into an A320"

TMR after the video "No it wasn't.  It was  DC-9 crashing into an A320"

Trainer : "Why don't you fuck off you smart arse"

TMR : "Suck my dick you goat felcher"

Church minister :