TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread

[Barman]

One of the new starters is a church minister on a sabbatical

 

I don't think he is too impressed with the swearing (which is mainly directed at me)

Trainer : "This is a short video of a 737 crashing into an A320"

TMR after the video "No it wasn't.  It was  DC-9 crashing into an A320"

Trainer : "Why don't you fuck off you smart arse"

TMR : "Suck my dick you goat felcher"

Church minister :

 

[Nick]

Good werk 

[The Moan Ranger]

Another new starter is an ex "marine" shot in both legs in Afghanistan.  He never shuts up. I think he was probably shot by his colleagues.  A classic "Duggie Niedermeir"...

[Barman]

Another new starter is an ex "marine" shot in both legs in Afghanistan.  He never shuts up. I think he was probably shot by his colleagues.  A classic "Duggie Niedermeir"...

Not special forces...? 

[The Moan Ranger]

Another new starter is an ex "marine" shot in both legs in Afghanistan.  He never shuts up. I think he was probably shot by his colleagues.  A classic "Duggie Niedermeir"...

Not special forces...? 

Special needs,  more like...

[Barman]

Another new starter is an ex "marine" shot in both legs in Afghanistan.  He never shuts up. I think he was probably shot by his colleagues.  A classic "Duggie Niedermeir"...

Not special forces...? 

Special needs,  more like...

Or special knees!

[The Moan Ranger]

Another new starter is an ex "marine" shot in both legs in Afghanistan.  He never shuts up. I think he was probably shot by his colleagues.  A classic "Duggie Niedermeir"...

Not special forces...? 

Special needs,  more like...

Or special knees!

[Darwins Selection]

Another new starter is an ex "marine" shot in both legs in Afghanistan.  He never shuts up. I think he was probably shot by his colleagues.  A classic "Duggie Niedermeir"...

Not special forces...? 

Special needs,  more like...

Or special knees!

 

[Baldy]

One of the new starters is a church minister on a sabbatical

 

I don't think he is too impressed with the swearing (which is mainly directed at me)

Trainer : "This is a short video of a 737 crashing into an A320"

TMR after the video "No it wasn't.  It was  DC-9 crashing into an A320"

Trainer : "Why don't you fuck off you smart arse"

TMR : "Suck my dick you goat felcher"

Church minister :

BM likes/attracts goats. 

[Just One More]

A chance to earn more beer tokens?

[The Moan Ranger]

Swissport...what a shambles. ..

[Miss Demeanour]

Sounds horrendous

Can't say I would have left and 'trusted' them to get my baggage to me safely 

Still only 4 weeks and the Brat goes away on holiday 

Time for my peace and quiet and relaxation to begin 

[The Moan Ranger]

Until I get my full "AAA" security pass, I can't drive vehicles and have to be escorted everywhere by someone who has one.

So for now,  I am in the "belts". 32 chutes that all the checked in bags whizz down that have to be loaded onto the baggage dollies. It's relentless and knackering.

The church minister lasted one day and then his back popped,  the young lads are all like zombies and the ex "marine" keeps blaming his bullet wounds so he can sit down every 20 minutes.  He was shot in the back of both legs and when I suggested he must have been running away at the time, he lost it rather

[Barman]

Until I get my full "AAA" security pass, I can't drive vehicles and have to be escorted everywhere by someone who has one.

So for now,  I am in the "belts". 32 chutes that all the checked in bags whizz down that have to be loaded onto the baggage dollies. It's relentless and knackering.

The church minister lasted one day and then his back popped,  the young lads are all like zombies and the ex "marine" keeps blaming his bullet wounds so he can sit down every 20 minutes.  He was shot in the back of both legs and when I suggested he must have been running away at the time, he lost it rather

 

[Baldy]

Until I get my full "AAA" security pass, I can't drive vehicles and have to be escorted everywhere by someone who has one.

So for now,  I am in the "belts". 32 chutes that all the checked in bags whizz down that have to be loaded onto the baggage dollies. It's relentless and knackering.

The church minister lasted one day and then his back popped,  the young lads are all like zombies and the ex "marine" keeps blaming his bullet wounds so he can sit down every 20 minutes.  He was shot in the back of both legs and when I suggested he must have been running away at the time, he lost it rather

 

 

You need to gift him some white feathers methinks.