So....
In their "wisdom" the company decided to ge more staff in over the weekends to cope with the holiay season. Unfortunately they decided to get the staff from Croydon dole office. They were to do 8pm - 8am, Friday to Monday.
They are all on temporary "escorted" passes which means that they have to be with someone who has a full pass at all times.
2 of the 10 have never turned up.
1 ofthe 10 is about 100 years old and looks suspiciously like Gollum.
The other 7 are either wannabe gangstas or Somalians. Or both.
Gollum does his best, considering his age.
Last week the 7 Somalian Gangstas were found by security wandering around the terminal, unaccompanied by a full pass holder. They were duly returned with a warning that this was not to happen again.
This week they have been there but just stand around, playing with their phones and lifting about 10 bags per hour and that's only if the supervisors threaten them with being booted out.
On Monday night they came in and started fucking about - just throwing bags onto the trailers without stacking them properly. Roger - mid 50's, black, 5 foot 6 tall and 5 foot 6 wide - got the hump with them and told them to do it properly. They laughed and continued to fuck about. Roger called the supervisor. One of the Somailian gangstas called Roger a "grassing Pussy" and Roger lost his temper rather - a melee ensued which resulted in a couple of them receiving facial injuries from Roger's flailing fists.
Order was restored.
Then security came in and showed the supervisor 7 photos captured on CCTV at Gatwick rail station. Lo and behold it was our gangstas.
All 7 of them had jumped the barrier at Gatwick, having not bought a ticket from Croydon. Whilst wearing full uniform
All 7 were taken outside, passes removed and handed over to the Transport Police.
We are left with Gollum.
