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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1320 on: October 09, 2014, 10:43:23 PM »
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Time to play guess the airline

A clue: They basically own Gatwick now. What they want they get...

How sleazy of them
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1321 on: October 09, 2014, 10:49:05 PM »
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Time to play guess the airline

A clue: They basically own Gatwick now. What they want they get...

Indeed. They want all their flights from the North Terminal - that will happen soon and BA will be punted off to the South.

How sleazy of them

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1322 on: October 17, 2014, 10:31:37 PM »
Turkish Airlines...again...

Incoming baggage put on the reclaim belt as per usual. Border Farce staff there as per usual, but this time actually worth having as a suspiciously heavy bag was found to contain 2 fully operational "assault rifles".

Not tagged up as "Firearm" on the bag itself nor on the manifest supplied.

Truly terrifying  noooo:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1323 on: October 17, 2014, 10:34:01 PM »
Turkish Airlines...again...

Incoming baggage put on the reclaim belt as per usual. Border Farce staff there as per usual, but this time actually worth having as a suspiciously heavy bag was found to contain 2 fully operational "assault rifles".

Not tagged up as "Firearm" on the bag itself nor on the manifest supplied.

Truly terrifying  noooo:

 eeek: eeek:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1324 on: October 17, 2014, 10:44:54 PM »
Turkish Airlines...again...

Incoming baggage put on the reclaim belt as per usual. Border Farce staff there as per usual, but this time actually worth having as a suspiciously heavy bag was found to contain 2 fully operational "assault rifles".

Not tagged up as "Firearm" on the bag itself nor on the manifest supplied.

Truly terrifying  noooo:

 eeek: eeek:

And we ALL lose £50 from our bonus as this is a "category A" security breach. And the poor sod who put the bag on the reclaim belt is suspended pending an investigation.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1325 on: October 17, 2014, 11:05:28 PM »
Turkish Airlines...again...

Incoming baggage put on the reclaim belt as per usual. Border Farce staff there as per usual, but this time actually worth having as a suspiciously heavy bag was found to contain 2 fully operational "assault rifles".

Not tagged up as "Firearm" on the bag itself nor on the manifest supplied.

Truly terrifying  noooo:

 eeek: eeek:

And we ALL lose £50 from our bonus as this is a "category A" security breach. And the poor sod who put the bag on the reclaim belt is suspended pending an investigation.

A darkie........ rubschin:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1326 on: October 17, 2014, 11:11:27 PM »
Turkish Airlines...again...

Incoming baggage put on the reclaim belt as per usual. Border Farce staff there as per usual, but this time actually worth having as a suspiciously heavy bag was found to contain 2 fully operational "assault rifles".

Not tagged up as "Firearm" on the bag itself nor on the manifest supplied.

Truly terrifying  noooo:

 eeek: eeek:

And we ALL lose £50 from our bonus as this is a "category A" security breach. And the poor sod who put the bag on the reclaim belt is suspended pending an investigation.

A darkie........ rubschin:

'Looking after his mates'....TMR should test the weapons upon him or ask for his bonus munny.  Thumbs:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1327 on: October 18, 2014, 05:52:21 AM »
Turkish Airlines...again...

Incoming baggage put on the reclaim belt as per usual. Border Farce staff there as per usual, but this time actually worth having as a suspiciously heavy bag was found to contain 2 fully operational "assault rifles".

Not tagged up as "Firearm" on the bag itself nor on the manifest supplied.

Truly terrifying  noooo:

 eeek: eeek:

And we ALL lose £50 from our bonus as this is a "category A" security breach. And the poor sod who put the bag on the reclaim belt is suspended pending an investigation.

A darkie........ rubschin:

'Looking after his mates'....TMR should test the weapons upon him or ask for his bonus munny.  Thumbs:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1328 on: October 18, 2014, 09:44:29 AM »
Turkish Airlines...again...

Incoming baggage put on the reclaim belt as per usual. Border Farce staff there as per usual, but this time actually worth having as a suspiciously heavy bag was found to contain 2 fully operational "assault rifles".

Not tagged up as "Firearm" on the bag itself nor on the manifest supplied.

Truly terrifying  noooo:

 eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Why not just ban the airline?  Gatwick keep telling us it needs more capacity.  Two problems solved - seemples.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1329 on: October 18, 2014, 10:01:24 AM »
Turkish Airlines...again...

Incoming baggage put on the reclaim belt as per usual. Border Farce staff there as per usual, but this time actually worth having as a suspiciously heavy bag was found to contain 2 fully operational "assault rifles".

Not tagged up as "Firearm" on the bag itself nor on the manifest supplied.

Truly terrifying  noooo:

 eeek: eeek:

And we ALL lose £50 from our bonus as this is a "category A" security breach. And the poor sod who put the bag on the reclaim belt is suspended pending an investigation.

A darkie........ rubschin:

Bearded Raghead more likely.  noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1330 on: October 18, 2014, 10:48:40 AM »
Turkish Airlines...again...

Incoming baggage put on the reclaim belt as per usual. Border Farce staff there as per usual, but this time actually worth having as a suspiciously heavy bag was found to contain 2 fully operational "assault rifles".

Not tagged up as "Firearm" on the bag itself nor on the manifest supplied.

Truly terrifying  noooo:

 eeek: eeek:

And we ALL lose £50 from our bonus as this is a "category A" security breach. And the poor sod who put the bag on the reclaim belt is suspended pending an investigation.

A darkie........ rubschin:

Bearded Raghead more likely.  noooo:

 scared2: scared2:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1331 on: October 18, 2014, 02:08:38 PM »
Turkish Airlines...again...

Incoming baggage put on the reclaim belt as per usual. Border Farce staff there as per usual, but this time actually worth having as a suspiciously heavy bag was found to contain 2 fully operational "assault rifles".

Not tagged up as "Firearm" on the bag itself nor on the manifest supplied.

Truly terrifying  noooo:

 eeek: eeek:

And we ALL lose £50 from our bonus as this is a "category A" security breach. And the poor sod who put the bag on the reclaim belt is suspended pending an investigation.

A darkie........ rubschin:

Bearded Raghead more likely.  noooo:

 scared2: scared2:

Same thing...... whistle:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1332 on: October 18, 2014, 02:34:28 PM »
Turkish Airlines...again...

Incoming baggage put on the reclaim belt as per usual. Border Farce staff there as per usual, but this time actually worth having as a suspiciously heavy bag was found to contain 2 fully operational "assault rifles".

Not tagged up as "Firearm" on the bag itself nor on the manifest supplied.

Truly terrifying  noooo:

 eeek: eeek:

And we ALL lose £50 from our bonus as this is a "category A" security breach. And the poor sod who put the bag on the reclaim belt is suspended pending an investigation.

A darkie........ rubschin:

Bearded Raghead more likely.  noooo:

 scared2: scared2:

Same thing...... whistle:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1333 on: October 18, 2014, 03:02:20 PM »
WHat about the Turkish twats who passed them and loaded them on the plane?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1334 on: October 18, 2014, 05:18:04 PM »
WHat about the Turkish twats who passed them and loaded them on the plane?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Oooooh! We hadn't thought of that.  ::)
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