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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1425 on: March 24, 2015, 05:20:12 PM »
Oh, and Im getting a bit annoyed at the way the BBC are covering the Germanwings crash by constantly referring to it as "budget airline Germanwings...".

Are they implying that the airline is less safe than, say BA, because it is "budget"? That those on board were taking a chance by flying on it? All "budget" means nowadays is that you don't get a complimentary G&T and stale sandwich. The maintenance of the aircraft is just as good as that of the "premium" carriers.  evil:

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Bikes shouln't be on planes full stop. If you want to persue your ridiculous, non-combustion engine, mode of transport, then simply hire one when you are there and boost the local economy. easyJet's problem is they fly A319/A320s - and you can get the bikes in their big plastic boxes into the holds due to the large hold doors. You can't get them into a Boeing 737 as the hold doors are too small. So that rules out Ryanair, Thompson, Norwegian and some BA planes from Gatwick. easyJet are simply overrun as a result.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1426 on: March 25, 2015, 05:04:55 PM »
http://www.crawleynews.co.uk/Bomb-discovered-Gatwick-Aiport/story-26222044-detail/story.html

As I was getting the staff courtesy coach back to the staff car park, I say blokes cutting/strimming the grass twixt North and South terminals. Looks like one of them stumbled on somthing a bit more dangerous than stinging nettles  lol:

So how come it hasn't been discovered in the 60 years since the war, surely the grass has been cut in the interim ?
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1427 on: March 25, 2015, 05:19:21 PM »
The worms push them up to the surface.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1428 on: March 25, 2015, 05:27:44 PM »
http://www.crawleynews.co.uk/Bomb-discovered-Gatwick-Aiport/story-26222044-detail/story.html

As I was getting the staff courtesy coach back to the staff car park, I say blokes cutting/strimming the grass twixt North and South terminals. Looks like one of them stumbled on somthing a bit more dangerous than stinging nettles  lol:

So how come it hasn't been discovered in the 60 years since the war, surely the grass has been cut in the interim ?

On the interwebz it said they were digging a ditch....
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1429 on: March 25, 2015, 06:41:37 PM »
The worms push them up to the surface.

April 1st is next week.  :thumbsup:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1430 on: March 27, 2015, 03:56:25 PM »
The worms push them up to the surface.

I now have a picture in my mind of worms doing weight training.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1431 on: March 27, 2015, 04:37:08 PM »
The worms push them up to the surface.



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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1432 on: March 27, 2015, 11:45:09 PM »
The worms push them up to the surface.

I now have a picture in my mind of worms doing weight training.

How do you think that stones always come to the surface?
That they have legs?

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1433 on: April 14, 2015, 07:14:22 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-32296170

As a result of this,  we have had to sign an instruction today that "we will not fall asleep in an aircraft". Serious. 
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1435 on: April 14, 2015, 07:21:42 PM »
Like the pilot's "I will not go mad and fly into a mountain" thingy? rubschin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1436 on: April 14, 2015, 07:24:01 PM »
And his shifts are bloody easy compared to ours!

We have already asked the management to have similar shifts...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1437 on: April 14, 2015, 07:24:19 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-32296170

As a result of this,  we have had to sign an instruction today that "we will not fall asleep in an aircraft". Serious.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1438 on: April 14, 2015, 07:28:39 PM »
And his shifts are bloody easy compared to ours!

We have already asked the management to have similar shifts...

Any shift is easy if you sleep....... rubschin:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1439 on: April 14, 2015, 07:33:00 PM »
And his shifts are bloody easy compared to ours!

We have already asked the management to have similar shifts...

Any shift is easy if you sleep....... rubschin:

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