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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1485 on: November 14, 2015, 05:31:17 PM »
When I went to be last night there was a thing on Facebook saying "Pray for France" and about 40 were confirmed dead.

So I did.

When I woke up there were over 120 dead.

He does, indeed, work in mysterious ways  redface:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1486 on: November 14, 2015, 05:38:08 PM »
My mate Wayne told off 2 Syrian "refugees" locally who nearly ran him and his daughter over on bikes (they were riding on the pavement)

They stopped and told him they could not speak or tell them what to do and made throat slashing gestures. He reported it to the Plod

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1487 on: November 14, 2015, 06:00:51 PM »
When I went to be last night there was a thing on Facebook saying "Pray for France" and about 40 were confirmed dead.

So I did.

When I woke up there were over 120 dead.

He does, indeed, work in mysterious ways  redface:


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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1488 on: November 14, 2015, 06:32:14 PM »
Suspects drove a VW Golf and a Seat - doubtless diesel, both of VW Krautish stock - so they spread death on the way to the massacres as well.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1489 on: November 14, 2015, 06:59:38 PM »
TV News Channels : please stop playing John fucking Lennon "Imagine".

That cunt would probably defend them. The best thing he ever did was die.  cussing:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1490 on: November 14, 2015, 09:08:19 PM »
#porteouverte  eeek:  "Door open"? How do you think they got there in the first place. Mind-boggling fuckwittery.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1491 on: November 14, 2015, 11:30:53 PM »
When I went to be last night there was a thing on Facebook saying "Pray for France" and about 40 were confirmed dead.

So I did.

When I woke up there were over 120 dead.

He does, indeed, work in mysterious ways  redface:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1492 on: November 15, 2015, 07:05:35 AM »
The BBC is reporting thaat some of the bombers may have been (shock) Syrian "refugees".

Blimey, who could have seen that coming? ::)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1493 on: December 02, 2015, 07:53:51 PM »
Putting steps on the back of a plane is slightly tricky, but should take no more than about 1 minute. Our esteemed Mr. Day (lovely old bloke but aviation's own Nick). This is speeded up and was over 8 minutes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wAw05iNaIU

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1494 on: December 02, 2015, 08:01:35 PM »
Putting steps on the back of a plane is slightly tricky, but should take no more than about 1 minute. Our esteemed Mr. Day (lovely old bloke but aviation's own Nick). This is speeded up and was over 8 minutes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wAw05iNaIU

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1496 on: July 27, 2016, 06:56:32 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1497 on: October 15, 2016, 07:05:01 PM »
Where to begin? Aviator has gone bust. 1194 people possibly redundant. We've taken on the 3 shittest airlines going (Icelandair, Ukraine and  MedView) BA are going back to self-handling  as have Norwegian. Brave move as the penalties airlines put on the ground handlers is so onerous. Airline Services might grab Thomson - but why, they will lose money. Aviator have been paying BA £200,000 PER MONTH because planes are late departing. It doesn't matter what the reason - ATC strikes in France/Spain/Greece, bad weather, BA crew turning up late, a seat tray needs fixing - things outside the ground handlers control, all penalised. Whoever agreed these contracts should be taken outside and gently shot in the back of the head.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1498 on: November 10, 2016, 09:10:45 PM »
The list of airlines we've taken on continues apace. We now have:-

easyJet
Aer Lingus
Icelandair
Vueling
Thomas Cook
Ryanair
Small Planet
Titan
Montenegro
Aegean
Pegasus
Ukraine
Air Europa
Iraq
Wizz
TAP
Tunisair

and possibly Air Transat and MedView  (please NO!).

This is gonna get messy

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1499 on: November 10, 2016, 09:50:06 PM »
The list of airlines we've taken on continues apace. We now have:-

easyJet
Aer Lingus
Icelandair
Vueling
Thomas Cook
Ryanair
Small Planet
Titan
Montenegro
Aegean
Pegasus
Ukraine
Air Europa
Iraq
Wizz
TAP
Tunisair

and possibly Air Transat and MedView  (please NO!).

This is gonna get messy

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