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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1620 on: July 30, 2017, 07:44:54 AM »
How on earth do you manage to forget to raise the landing gear on take off?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4739838/Air-India-pilots-forget-raise-landing-gear.html

The answer was in the article... ::)

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A spokesman for Air India told the paper that the two female pilots have been suspended.

I 'spec they were yacking...  noooo:
Or drying their washing on the landing legs. ::)

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1621 on: July 30, 2017, 09:57:04 PM »
How on earth do you manage to forget to raise the landing gear on take off?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4739838/Air-India-pilots-forget-raise-landing-gear.html

The answer was in the article... ::)

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A spokesman for Air India told the paper that the two female pilots have been suspended.

I 'spec they were yacking...  noooo:
Or drying their washing on the landing legs. ::)

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1622 on: July 31, 2017, 06:46:11 AM »
A letter arrives...I will not be tranferred to DHL  evil:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1623 on: July 31, 2017, 06:47:59 AM »
So what are they going to do with you??
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1624 on: July 31, 2017, 06:52:24 AM »
So what are they going to do with you??

Send him by FedEx...?  rubschin:
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« Reply #1625 on: July 31, 2017, 06:57:41 AM »
So what are they going to do with you??

Staying with Menzies. But as we are likely to lose Aer Lingus, Iberia and Vuelling soon - and rumours that Ryanair aren't happy with us, it won't leave a lot. Basically just Thomas Cook and a selection of shitty little airlines.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1626 on: July 31, 2017, 09:23:26 AM »
So what are they going to do with you??

Staying with Menzies. But as we are likely to lose Aer Lingus, Iberia and Vuelling soon - and rumours that Ryanair aren't happy with us, it won't leave a lot. Basically just Thomas Cook and a selection of shitty little airlines.
But on the positive side it means more drinking time
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1627 on: August 02, 2017, 09:59:41 AM »
A Cyprus trip ....... Thumbs:  we missed you this year ..

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1628 on: August 02, 2017, 10:01:32 AM »
Stow away in the hold to save money, you say rubschin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1629 on: August 02, 2017, 10:20:35 AM »
Stow away in a seat-back pocket to save money, you say rubschin:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1630 on: August 02, 2017, 05:27:46 PM »
My plans to come over in September were obliterated when a cousin decided to have a wedding bang in the middle of my days off. Inconsiderate cow.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1631 on: August 02, 2017, 06:53:11 PM »
My plans to come over in September were obliterated when a cousin decided to have a wedding bang in the middle of my days off. Inconsiderate cow.

Wimminz...  noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1632 on: August 02, 2017, 07:20:48 PM »
My plans to come over in September were obliterated when a cousin decided to have a wedding bang in the middle of my days off. Inconsiderate cow.

Wimminz...  noooo:
I suspect that tragically free booze was involved
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1633 on: August 03, 2017, 02:17:21 AM »
My plans to come over in September were obliterated when a cousin decided to have a wedding bang in the middle of my days off. Inconsiderate cow.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1634 on: August 03, 2017, 05:55:06 PM »
Believe me, I'd love to. Especially as I now get perks from Thomas Cook - the flight would only cost £60...