TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

I see Ryanair pilots are due to go on strike on the day Nod and I fly back from Las Palmas 

Ah but having standards like one does you won’t be on Ryan Air will you

[Barman]

I see Ryanair pilots are due to go on strike on the day Nod and I fly back from Las Palmas 

Change your dates and see if they move the strike.

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

I see Ryanair pilots are due to go on strike on the day Nod and I fly back from Las Palmas 

Change your dates and see if they move the strike.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It took us long enough to raise the money for the first bribe... 

[The Moan Ranger]

Did wonder if that incident had interrupted important Youngs time


Says much and nothing good about Airport management today that they are so stuffed up by a single equipment failure.  Just 24 days before we're supposed to be Gatwicking (BA) 

BA is in the South Terminal and the baggage system there is only a few years old, so should be fine 

[Steve]

Did wonder if that incident had interrupted important Youngs time


Says much and nothing good about Airport management today that they are so stuffed up by a single equipment failure.  Just 24 days before we're supposed to be Gatwicking (BA) 

BA is in the South Terminal and the baggage system there is only a few years old, so should be fine 

Cheers TMR 

All I need now is for them to have some pilots on the day

[apc2010]

Did wonder if that incident had interrupted important Youngs time


Says much and nothing good about Airport management today that they are so stuffed up by a single equipment failure.  Just 24 days before we're supposed to be Gatwicking (BA) 

BA is in the South Terminal and the baggage system there is only a few years old, so should be fine 

Cheers TMR 

All I need now is for them to have some pilots on the day

Or off duty pilot on flight ...

[Steve]

Did wonder if that incident had interrupted important Youngs time


Says much and nothing good about Airport management today that they are so stuffed up by a single equipment failure.  Just 24 days before we're supposed to be Gatwicking (BA) 

BA is in the South Terminal and the baggage system there is only a few years old, so should be fine 

Cheers TMR 

All I need now is for them to have some pilots on the day

Or off duty pilot on flight ...

  good one that

I'll probably get Nod who got lost and ended up wandering into the cockpit "ah look it's a 737 Max, what could possibly go wrong"   

[apc2010]

Did wonder if that incident had interrupted important Youngs time


Says much and nothing good about Airport management today that they are so stuffed up by a single equipment failure.  Just 24 days before we're supposed to be Gatwicking (BA) 

BA is in the South Terminal and the baggage system there is only a few years old, so should be fine 

Cheers TMR 

All I need now is for them to have some pilots on the day

Or off duty pilot on flight ...

  good one that

I'll probably get Nod who got lost and ended up wandering into the cockpit "ah look it's a 737 Max, what could possibly go wrong"   

BM can fly .........

[Steve]

Did wonder if that incident had interrupted important Youngs time


Says much and nothing good about Airport management today that they are so stuffed up by a single equipment failure.  Just 24 days before we're supposed to be Gatwicking (BA) 

BA is in the South Terminal and the baggage system there is only a few years old, so should be fine 

Cheers TMR 

All I need now is for them to have some pilots on the day

Or off duty pilot on flight ...

  good one that

I'll probably get Nod who got lost and ended up wandering into the cockpit "ah look it's a 737 Max, what could possibly go wrong"   

BM can fly .........

[Barman]

Did wonder if that incident had interrupted important Youngs time


Says much and nothing good about Airport management today that they are so stuffed up by a single equipment failure.  Just 24 days before we're supposed to be Gatwicking (BA) 

BA is in the South Terminal and the baggage system there is only a few years old, so should be fine 

Cheers TMR 

All I need now is for them to have some pilots on the day

Or off duty pilot on flight ...

  good one that

I'll probably get Nod who got lost and ended up wandering into the cockpit "ah look it's a 737 Max, what could possibly go wrong"   

BM can fly .........

 

[Grumpmeister]

Did wonder if that incident had interrupted important Youngs time


Says much and nothing good about Airport management today that they are so stuffed up by a single equipment failure.  Just 24 days before we're supposed to be Gatwicking (BA) 

BA is in the South Terminal and the baggage system there is only a few years old, so should be fine 

Cheers TMR 

All I need now is for them to have some pilots on the day

Or off duty pilot on flight ...

  good one that

I'll probably get Nod who got lost and ended up wandering into the cockpit "ah look it's a 737 Max, what could possibly go wrong"   

BM can fly .........

 

Not after last time...



 

[Barman]

Did wonder if that incident had interrupted important Youngs time


Says much and nothing good about Airport management today that they are so stuffed up by a single equipment failure.  Just 24 days before we're supposed to be Gatwicking (BA) 

BA is in the South Terminal and the baggage system there is only a few years old, so should be fine 

Cheers TMR 

All I need now is for them to have some pilots on the day

Or off duty pilot on flight ...

  good one that

I'll probably get Nod who got lost and ended up wandering into the cockpit "ah look it's a 737 Max, what could possibly go wrong"   

BM can fly .........

 

Not after last time...



 

[Miss Demeanour]

Have to say Dubrovnik airport was a bit of a farce.
Think they had about 10 planes that had all come in within a short time of each other .
Once you disembark all passengers feed into a single mall staircase . There is a life for the hobblers but this was broken down.
At the bottom of the staircase was about 20 booths for immigration control...but the loading bay area here was exceptionally limited 
So the mobs of queuing people went all up the stairs and they had to open the outside access so people could queue from there. This meant people could wander off wherever it was totally unsupervised as staff were too busy trying to get the blue badgers down the stairs.
Proper and utter chaos !!