TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread

[Miss Demeanour]

Had to laugh last night when leaving Heathrow.

Last minute visit to the ladies next to baggage reclaim. 

Piped music was on very loud and being the ladies you have to join the queue. Only one song playing on a continual loop.

"She's like the wind "  Patrick Swayze 

[Steve]

Had to laugh last night when leaving Heathrow.

Last minute visit to the ladies next to baggage reclaim. 

Piped music was on very loud and being the ladies you have to join the queue. Only one song playing on a continual loop.

"She's like the wind "  Patrick Swayze 

[apc2010]

Had to laugh last night when leaving Heathrow.

Last minute visit to the ladies next to baggage reclaim. 

Piped music was on very loud and being the ladies you have to join the queue. Only one song playing on a continual loop.

"She's like the wind "  Patrick Swayze 

 

[The Moan Ranger]

Current airport status "Silver". Due to "potential protester activity".  Seems like XR are going to pay us a visit 

Instructions are to not engage with the protesters or take mobile phone footage of their activity.

Duly noted. It doesn't mention me not mowing down the lentil-knitting fungus-fannied harpies and their dickless mongoloided hippy life partners. May they rot in their collective crutch yeast.

[apc2010]

Current airport status "Silver". Due to "potential protester activity".  Seems like XR are going to pay us a visit 

Instructions are to not engage with the protesters or take mobile phone footage of their activity.

Duly noted. It doesn't mention me not mowing down the lentil-knitting fungus-fannied harpies and their dickless mongoloided hippy life partners. May they rot in their collective crutch yeast.

 

XR...

[Steve]

Current airport status "Silver". Due to "potential protester activity".  Seems like XR are going to pay us a visit 

Instructions are to not engage with the protesters or take mobile phone footage of their activity.

Duly noted. It doesn't mention me not mowing down the lentil-knitting fungus-fannied harpies and their dickless mongoloided hippy life partners. May they rot in their collective crutch yeast.

[The Moan Ranger]

Current airport status "Silver". Due to "potential protester activity".  Seems like XR are going to pay us a visit 

Instructions are to not engage with the protesters or take mobile phone footage of their activity.

Duly noted. It doesn't mention me not mowing down the lentil-knitting fungus-fannied harpies and their dickless mongoloided hippy life partners. May they rot in their collective crutch yeast.

 

XR...

eXtinction Rebellion. Pant-wetting Greta Thunberg acolytes. Good at preventing vehicular access to hospitals and stuff while they hold markets selling vegan curries and dancing like something out of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest. Shoot them all. Gently. In the back of the head. With armour plated mung-beans.

[apc2010]

Current airport status "Silver". Due to "potential protester activity".  Seems like XR are going to pay us a visit 

Instructions are to not engage with the protesters or take mobile phone footage of their activity.

Duly noted. It doesn't mention me not mowing down the lentil-knitting fungus-fannied harpies and their dickless mongoloided hippy life partners. May they rot in their collective crutch yeast.

 

XR...

eXtinction Rebellion. Pant-wetting Greta Thunberg acolytes. Good at preventing vehicular access to hospitals and stuff while they hold markets selling vegan curries and dancing like something out of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest. Shoot them all. Gently. In the back of the head. With armour plated mung-beans.

Got it..hippy-lezzers ........

[The Moan Ranger]

Current airport status "Silver". Due to "potential protester activity".  Seems like XR are going to pay us a visit 

Instructions are to not engage with the protesters or take mobile phone footage of their activity.

Duly noted. It doesn't mention me not mowing down the lentil-knitting fungus-fannied harpies and their dickless mongoloided hippy life partners. May they rot in their collective crutch yeast.

 

XR...

eXtinction Rebellion. Pant-wetting Greta Thunberg acolytes. Good at preventing vehicular access to hospitals and stuff while they hold markets selling vegan curries and dancing like something out of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest. Shoot them all. Gently. In the back of the head. With armour plated mung-beans.

Got it..hippy-lezzers ........

Spot on. Backed up by stoned Catweazle wastrels whose penises have shrunk so far back they can only be detected by microscopes. Generally have green hair and underarm hygiene problems.

[Steve]

And industrial grade celebrity hypocrites fuckwitted enough to believe that finally today admitting they are hypocrites somehow makes their moral vacuuity acceptable

https://rebellion.earth/2019/10/16/celebrities-backing-extinction-rebellion-say-yes-we-are-all-hypocrites-in-open-letter-to-media/

'Celebrities backing Extinction Rebellion say ‘yes, we are all hypocrites’

As for those pondlifes that use the less than natural methyl 2-cyanoacrylate to glue themselves to roads just leave them there.  Maybe point out that rats will be around later to bite them, tramps to piss on them and maybe a truck or two will squash them

[The Moan Ranger]

I get up at 02:45 on Friday to go to work. This is an ungodly hour. I have a ciggie and a cup of tea then head southwards on the A23 to Gatters before scooting past it to where the staff car parks/bus picks me up. I shoud be in the office by 04:20 to receive the hand-over and let my oppo go at 04:45.

If this is in any way jeopardised by these prancing pricks then a holy hail of shit will rain on them - literally. Now that we do all the cleaning, potable water and WASTE, certain vehicles can expel the 250 litres of mascerated turds, piss and blue juice out of an A320 over any chosen location.

Apparently. 

[apc2010]

I get up at 02:45 on Friday to go to work. This is an ungodly hour. I have a ciggie and a cup of tea then head southwards on the A23 to Gatters before scooting past it to where the staff car parks/bus picks me up. I shoud be in the office by 04:20 to receive the hand-over and let my oppo go at 04:45.

If this is in any way jeopardised by these prancing pricks then a holy hail of shit will rain on them - literally. Now that we do all the cleaning, potable water and WASTE, certain vehicles can expel the 250 litres of mascerated turds, piss and blue juice out of an A320 over any chosen location.

Apparently. 

Just get Nick to help .....then all good ...

[The Moan Ranger]

I get up at 02:45 on Friday to go to work. This is an ungodly hour. I have a ciggie and a cup of tea then head southwards on the A23 to Gatters before scooting past it to where the staff car parks/bus picks me up. I shoud be in the office by 04:20 to receive the hand-over and let my oppo go at 04:45.

If this is in any way jeopardised by these prancing pricks then a holy hail of shit will rain on them - literally. Now that we do all the cleaning, potable water and WASTE, certain vehicles can expel the 250 litres of mascerated turds, piss and blue juice out of an A320 over any chosen location.

Apparently. 

Just get Nick to help .....then all good ...

 Not an attractive proposition. 

[Barman]

Current airport status "Silver". Due to "potential protester activity".  Seems like XR are going to pay us a visit 

Instructions are to not engage with the protesters or take mobile phone footage of their activity.

Duly noted. It doesn't mention me not mowing down the lentil-knitting fungus-fannied harpies and their dickless mongoloided hippy life partners. May they rot in their collective crutch yeast.

 

[Steve]

I get up at 02:45 on Friday to go to work. This is an ungodly hour. I have a ciggie and a cup of tea then head southwards on the A23 to Gatters before scooting past it to where the staff car parks/bus picks me up. I shoud be in the office by 04:20 to receive the hand-over and let my oppo go at 04:45.

If this is in any way jeopardised by these prancing pricks then a holy hail of shit will rain on them - literally. Now that we do all the cleaning, potable water and WASTE, certain vehicles can expel the 250 litres of mascerated turds, piss and blue juice out of an A320 over any chosen location.

Apparently. 

a truly cunning plan