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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1905 on: March 14, 2020, 06:37:15 AM »
Also feeling very sad  cry: About 25% of my boys are agency. Most of them are good as gold and would qualify for a permanent contract in April. I have a feeling that when I'm back on shift, they'll be gone.

Normally, I'd be going to be about now, but today isn't normal. So I shall stay awake and will be on the Guinness at exactly 0900hrs. Extremely reliable scientific research assures me that consumption thereof is a surefire way to repel any gookbat virus.  :thumbsup:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1906 on: March 14, 2020, 06:50:27 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Guinness) on March 14, 2020, 06:29:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2020, 06:25:46 AM
I wonder if the Ginger Shambles will be stuck abroad...?  rubschin:

Spain will charter a private jet to get him out...they are suffering enough as it is.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1907 on: March 14, 2020, 07:01:57 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Guinness) on March 14, 2020, 06:29:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2020, 06:25:46 AM
I wonder if the Ginger Shambles will be stuck abroad...?  rubschin:

Spain will charter a private jet to get him out...they are suffering enough as it is.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1908 on: March 14, 2020, 07:14:09 AM »
Salzburg flight this morning...151 booked, 7 flew  eeek:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1909 on: March 14, 2020, 07:25:43 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1910 on: March 14, 2020, 11:00:56 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Guinness) on March 14, 2020, 06:08:29 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

Increasingly looking like the party's over. Some ground handlers are sending their staff home on unpaid leave, passenger volumes decimated. We're not at that stage.

Yet.

26,500 passengers booked seats yesterday, only 17,000 turned up.

Ski flights are 100+ passengers down on expected numbers each flight. Italy is only repatriation flights. Cyprus will be the same tomorrow. Prague closed, Copenhagen closing, as will most of Spain. Even robust places like Tennergrief and Lanzagrotty only 2/3 full. Southern France weakening and Poland in lockdown.

I've just finished my last night shift and wonder what I will walk into when I'm back in Wednesday morning. Or should that be IF I'm back in on Wednesday morning  rubschin:

The thought of not being able to smash someone's fake Luis Vuitton to pieces is filling me with dread  eeek:
lol: lol: lol:

and great vid  :thumbsup: but this doesn't sound like great news for you, hope things improve
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1911 on: March 14, 2020, 10:31:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2020, 07:01:57 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Guinness) on March 14, 2020, 06:29:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 14, 2020, 06:25:46 AM
I wonder if the Ginger Shambles will be stuck abroad...?  rubschin:

Spain will charter a private jet to get him out...they are suffering enough as it is.

 lol: lol: lol:

Nah, they can't afford that kind of expenditure right now. A pedalo at gunpoint sounds more likely...  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1912 on: March 15, 2020, 07:49:10 AM »
21,000 passengers expected yesterday, only 12,000 actually flew.

This morning, Antalya - hitherto full - only 26 flew  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1913 on: March 15, 2020, 11:02:30 AM »
 noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1914 on: March 15, 2020, 12:25:44 PM »
Turkey has closed it's doors to non-nationals and non-residents. We had to offload 130 passengers and 96 bags when the news came through.

In good news, "well done Dave" - a bloke at work who is more irritating than piles, is stuck in Poland with no way out unless he gets a cab to Berlin. Great for us, bad for Poland. The natives may kill him, saves me the job...
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1915 on: March 15, 2020, 12:56:44 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Guinness) on March 15, 2020, 12:25:44 PM
Turkey has closed it's doors to non-nationals and non-residents. We had to offload 130 passengers and 96 bags when the news came through.

In good news, "well done Dave" - a bloke at work who is more irritating than piles, is stuck in Poland with no way out unless he gets a cab to Berlin. Great for us, bad for Poland. The natives may kill him, saves me the job...
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1916 on: March 15, 2020, 02:36:37 PM »
Nick and I could be stuck in Seville  shocked003
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1917 on: March 15, 2020, 03:03:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2020, 02:36:37 PM
Nick and I could be stuck in Seville  shocked003
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1918 on: March 15, 2020, 04:19:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2020, 02:36:37 PM
Nick and I could be stuck in Seville  shocked003

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
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