TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread

[Nick]

More than an inch and he'll be up to his waist 

[Miss Demeanour]

He still won't wear long trousers 

[Nick]

60s music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km5n49UpTnY

[Barman]

That'll ground the planes   

 

[Just One More]

That'll ground the planes   

 

[Nick]

So nice to see planes hitting the tarmac

[Just One More]

So nice to see planes hitting the tarmac

 

[Nick]

 

[The Moan Ranger]

Sent myself home again. Everything - and I mean everything - has been done. Last plane arrive arrived at 10.30 and we've cleaned & disinfected it.

No flights now for at least 7 days. When (if) I go back on shift, the North terminal will be closed. How that fully manifests itself god only knows.

We did, however, manage the Gatwick GP. I won. The losers claim that I cheated, but then they would.

[Barman]

Sent myself home again. Everything - and I mean everything - has been done. Last plane arrive arrived at 10.30 and we've cleaned & disinfected it.

No flights now for at least 7 days. When (if) I go back on shift, the North terminal will be closed. How that fully manifests itself god only knows.

We did, however, manage the Gatwick GP. I won. The losers claim that I cheated, but then they would.

 

[apc2010]

Sent myself home again. Everything - and I mean everything - has been done. Last plane arrive arrived at 10.30 and we've cleaned & disinfected it.

No flights now for at least 7 days. When (if) I go back on shift, the North terminal will be closed. How that fully manifests itself god only knows.

We did, however, manage the Gatwick GP. I won. The losers claim that I cheated, but then they would.

Whole ayrport .......

[Steve]

Sent myself home again. Everything - and I mean everything - has been done. Last plane arrive arrived at 10.30 and we've cleaned & disinfected it.

No flights now for at least 7 days. When (if) I go back on shift, the North terminal will be closed. How that fully manifests itself god only knows.

We did, however, manage the Gatwick GP. I won. The losers claim that I cheated, but then they would.

 

Should have been live on TV

[The Moan Ranger]

Sent myself home again. Everything - and I mean everything - has been done. Last plane arrive arrived at 10.30 and we've cleaned & disinfected it.

No flights now for at least 7 days. When (if) I go back on shift, the North terminal will be closed. How that fully manifests itself god only knows.

We did, however, manage the Gatwick GP. I won. The losers claim that I cheated, but then they would.

Whole ayrport .......

easyJet certainly, not sure about the other airlines but as the North Terminal will close tomorrow night, that would include TUI and Virgin. In the South, BA are only flying cargo to certain destinanations, Aer Lingus will stop soon, as will Ryanair, Norwegian have already gone and that only leaves a few small operators.

[The Moan Ranger]

Sent myself home again. Everything - and I mean everything - has been done. Last plane arrive arrived at 10.30 and we've cleaned & disinfected it.

No flights now for at least 7 days. When (if) I go back on shift, the North terminal will be closed. How that fully manifests itself god only knows.

We did, however, manage the Gatwick GP. I won. The losers claim that I cheated, but then they would.

 

To be fair to them, it was neck and neck until we crossed the November/Papa taxiways into the South and they don't know the South as well as me. They stuck to the main service roads and I, completely against airport rules, drove across some emtpy stands cutting out a sizeable chunk of the course

[Barman]

Sent myself home again. Everything - and I mean everything - has been done. Last plane arrive arrived at 10.30 and we've cleaned & disinfected it.

No flights now for at least 7 days. When (if) I go back on shift, the North terminal will be closed. How that fully manifests itself god only knows.

We did, however, manage the Gatwick GP. I won. The losers claim that I cheated, but then they would.

 

To be fair to them, it was neck and neck until we crossed the November/Papa taxiways into the South and they don't know the South as well as me. They stuck to the main service roads and I, completely against airport rules, drove across some emtpy stands cutting out a sizeable chunk of the course

Good man! You've made the pubbers proud...