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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2685 on: March 07, 2023, 01:34:28 PM »
"You won't ever resign, TMR, this place is your life" they keep saying.

Yes I will, and soon. Turning 55 (first pension pot) isn't all bad.  8)

Excellent! I see a trip to Cyprus in your future! cool14:

Yup. As agreed, we're going 50/50 on the Prostitutes and Cocaine, yes?

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2686 on: March 07, 2023, 05:33:07 PM »
"You won't ever resign, TMR, this place is your life" they keep saying.

Yes I will, and soon. Turning 55 (first pension pot) isn't all bad.  8)

Excellent! I see a trip to Cyprus in your future! cool14:

Yup. As agreed, we're going 50/50 on the Prostitutes and Cocaine, yes?

Where do I sign....... rubschin:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2687 on: March 07, 2023, 06:15:02 PM »
"You won't ever resign, TMR, this place is your life" they keep saying.

Yes I will, and soon. Turning 55 (first pension pot) isn't all bad.  8)

Excellent! I see a trip to Cyprus in your future! cool14:

Yup. As agreed, we're going 50/50 on the Prostitutes and Cocaine, yes?

Where do I sign....... rubschin:

Prossies, not rent boys... ::)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2688 on: March 07, 2023, 07:29:17 PM »
"You won't ever resign, TMR, this place is your life" they keep saying.

Yes I will, and soon. Turning 55 (first pension pot) isn't all bad.  8)

Excellent! I see a trip to Cyprus in your future! cool14:

Yup. As agreed, we're going 50/50 on the Prostitutes and Cocaine, yes?

Where do I sign....... rubschin:

Prossies, not rent boys... ::)
You do realise the 50:50 was TMR gets the tarts you get the Coke don't you (well the baking soda after TMR's swapped it)
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2689 on: March 07, 2023, 07:33:30 PM »
"You won't ever resign, TMR, this place is your life" they keep saying.

Yes I will, and soon. Turning 55 (first pension pot) isn't all bad.  8)

Excellent! I see a trip to Cyprus in your future! cool14:

Yup. As agreed, we're going 50/50 on the Prostitutes and Cocaine, yes?

Where do I sign....... rubschin:

Prossies, not rent boys... ::)
You do realise the 50:50 was TMR gets the tarts you get the Coke don't you (well the baking soda after TMR's swapped it)

Hookers and gear prices are mental here now... noooo:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2690 on: March 07, 2023, 07:48:24 PM »
"You won't ever resign, TMR, this place is your life" they keep saying.

Yes I will, and soon. Turning 55 (first pension pot) isn't all bad.  8)

Excellent! I see a trip to Cyprus in your future! cool14:

Yup. As agreed, we're going 50/50 on the Prostitutes and Cocaine, yes?

Where do I sign....... rubschin:

Prossies, not rent boys... ::)
You do realise the 50:50 was TMR gets the tarts you get the Coke don't you (well the baking soda after TMR's swapped it)

Hookers and gear prices are mental here now... noooo:
We bow to your expert knowledge
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2691 on: March 08, 2023, 04:27:15 AM »
"You won't ever resign, TMR, this place is your life" they keep saying.

Yes I will, and soon. Turning 55 (first pension pot) isn't all bad.  8)

Excellent! I see a trip to Cyprus in your future! cool14:

Yup. As agreed, we're going 50/50 on the Prostitutes and Cocaine, yes?

Where do I sign....... rubschin:

Prossies, not rent boys... ::)
You do realise the 50:50 was TMR gets the tarts you get the Coke don't you (well the baking soda after TMR's swapped it)

Hookers and gear prices are mental here now... noooo:

And most of the prossies are darkies...  noooo:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2692 on: March 08, 2023, 09:17:33 AM »
Gatwick turning into a shitshow this morning. I'm in the pub  lol:

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2693 on: March 08, 2023, 09:20:32 AM »
 Are the two connected?

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« Reply #2694 on: March 08, 2023, 09:28:28 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2695 on: March 08, 2023, 09:28:48 AM »
Gatwick turning into a shitshow this morning. I'm in the pub  lol:

How much snow do they have...?
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« Reply #2696 on: March 08, 2023, 11:15:37 AM »
Probably less than 2 inches, but it is "the wrong kind of snow". Too wet, sticky requiring more than 1 de-icing application. Not enough de-icing rigs. The 3rd wave will have to be massively culled. The 07:05 Funchal still hasn't departed....

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2697 on: March 08, 2023, 04:23:39 PM »

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2698 on: March 15, 2023, 08:03:13 AM »
Remarkably, a "quite nice" shift. No particular dramas or catastrophes. On top of the original outbound baggage I signed up for, we took on the aircraft cleaning as you know. Now they've dumped the INBOUND baggage on us. This has been, of course, poorly thought out, badly managed and ultimately doomed to failure. HOWEVER, it may prove a nice opportunity to me to unload the aircraft cleaning bollox. I've had quite enough of sticking my head down aircraft toilet bowls during audits to see if they are "to standard". The focus will all be getting on hitting the inbound baggage target (35 minutes from actual in-block time to final bag delivery) met 100%. For starters, this is a silly target - set by Gatwick, not easyJet - with fines for failure. All well and good, but most passengers won't be through Border Control and at the reclaim belts that quickly.

So for the last 2 nights, due to a lack of staff to do the inbound baggage, me and the Duty Manager have both been out collecting inbound bags and tipping them at reclaim. No heads down toilets, or checking for crumbs on seats or smears on windows. And we've both loved it. Proper graft. Monday night I did 2 inbounds - Arrecife (Lanzagrotty) and Tenerife South, about 250 bags in total. All delivered to reclaim within 25 minutes. Last night Larnaca and Hurghada, about 290. WTF Larnaca? Super heavy bags. Does everyone bring back 30kg of Halloumi? eeek: Hurghada standard heavy diving weights and other shite. 172 bags, last one on the reclaim belt in 30 mins 20 seconds. I was sweating a bit by then, and now bits of my body are hurting. It's a nice hurt.

If I can wangle it that I'm only involved in outbound/inbound baggage, I may stay a bit longer. Otherwise, adios...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2699 on: March 15, 2023, 08:11:54 AM »
Remarkably, a "quite nice" shift. No particular dramas or catastrophes. On top of the original outbound baggage I signed up for, we took on the aircraft cleaning as you know. Now they've dumped the INBOUND baggage on us. This has been, of course, poorly thought out, badly managed and ultimately doomed to failure. HOWEVER, it may prove a nice opportunity to me to unload the aircraft cleaning bollox. I've had quite enough of sticking my head down aircraft toilet bowls during audits to see if they are "to standard". The focus will all be getting on hitting the inbound baggage target (35 minutes from actual in-block time to final bag delivery) met 100%. For starters, this is a silly target - set by Gatwick, not easyJet - with fines for failure. All well and good, but most passengers won't be through Border Control and at the reclaim belts that quickly.

So for the last 2 nights, due to a lack of staff to do the inbound baggage, me and the Duty Manager have both been out collecting inbound bags and tipping them at reclaim. No heads down toilets, or checking for crumbs on seats or smears on windows. And we've both loved it. Proper graft. Monday night I did 2 inbounds - Arrecife (Lanzagrotty) and Tenerife South, about 250 bags in total. All delivered to reclaim within 25 minutes. Last night Larnaca and Hurghada, about 290. WTF Larnaca? Super heavy bags. Does everyone bring back 30kg of Halloumi? eeek: Hurghada standard heavy diving weights and other shite. 172 bags, last one on the reclaim belt in 30 mins 20 seconds. I was sweating a bit by then, and now bits of my body are hurting. It's a nice hurt.

If I can wangle it that I'm only involved in outbound/inbound baggage, I may stay a bit longer. Otherwise, adios...

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I never understood why anybody would travel with their dive weights - all the other kit for sure but you can collect weights anywhere with a dive centre...  noooo:
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