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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Styes
« on: March 18, 2011, 08:35:49 AM »
I have a stye on my eye, I think a pig farrowed in it during the night. sad24:
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Re: Styes
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2011, 08:39:48 AM »
Ouch ...is it sorely Miss C  happy100
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Re: Styes
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2011, 08:59:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 18, 2011, 08:35:49 AM
I have a stye on my eye, I think a pig farrowed in it during the night. sad24:
happy100

Very sore I'm sure.

You need to put some oinkment on it and borrow a patch from Pirate.  noooo:
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Re: Styes
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2011, 09:42:14 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2011, 08:59:33 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 18, 2011, 08:35:49 AM
I have a stye on my eye, I think a pig farrowed in it during the night. sad24:
happy100

Very sore I'm sure.

You need to put some oinkment on it and borrow a patch from Pirate.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Styes
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2011, 10:20:04 AM »
I shall get crackling on that advice and trotter along to the pharmacy.
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Styes
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2011, 10:41:29 AM »
Can I call you Babe from now on?
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Re: Styes
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2011, 11:29:28 AM »
 drumroll:     lol: lol:
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Re: Styes
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2011, 12:23:46 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2011, 10:41:29 AM
Can I call you Babe from now on?


lol: lol: You may. smile:
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Re: Styes
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2011, 03:33:00 PM »
« Last Edit: March 18, 2011, 03:56:05 PM by Barman »
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Re: Styes
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2011, 03:41:55 PM »
eye eye...
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Re: Styes
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2011, 03:43:29 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2011, 08:59:33 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 18, 2011, 08:35:49 AM
I have a stye on my eye, I think a pig farrowed in it during the night. sad24:
happy100

Very sore I'm sure.

You need to put some oinkment on it and borrow a patch from Pirate.  noooo:

 whistle:

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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Styes
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2011, 06:11:36 PM »
That's just what I need and I need to borrow BMs bucket to collect the puss.
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Re: Styes
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2011, 06:13:28 PM »
Do you have a cat then?
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Re: Styes
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2011, 06:14:42 PM »
She shares your imaginary one...
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Re: Styes
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2011, 07:03:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 18, 2011, 06:11:36 PM
That's just what I need and I need to borrow BMs bucket to collect the puss.

Eeewwww!  sick2:
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