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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Projects for Nick
« on: March 26, 2011, 07:39:46 AM »
This thread is for VP'ers to suggest new and bizarre projects which we believe 'Our Man Nick' is capable of challenging  lol:

For example , take this mild and meek Nottingham homeowner. Not content with living in his own pad, enjoying his own company he has decided he needed to make a few alterations ......






The salsa teacher from Nottingham was not happy with a simple goldfish bowl so instead splashed out on a massive tank, which he installed in his basement.The tank measures 21m (7ft) deep in parts and is 4m (13ft) wide, it holds over 20,400 litres (4,500 gallons) of water.

The basement aquarium is home to several stingrays, a catfish, a 1.2m (4ft) alligator gar fish and two turtles, and is thought to be the largest home tank in Britain.
In order to clean the aquarium, which he does every fortnight, the 37-year-old has to dive in with his sponge.
Jack admits that he doesn’t own a TV as he prefers to watch his fish swimming about.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-12820354
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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2011, 07:56:51 AM »
They could form a Nottingham Loony Club  razz:
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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2011, 08:48:52 AM »
He was on telly yesterday morning. He didn't mention his wife or girlfriend though  rubschin:    but spoke in monotones of the great parties he and his "friends" have down there though
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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2011, 08:50:15 AM »
 2gayers: ???? You think??????
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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2011, 09:04:23 AM »
A skate botherer!
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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2011, 09:09:59 AM »
A sting in Ray  rubschin:
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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2011, 09:12:26 AM »
Now we are really floundering  ::)
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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2011, 09:25:10 AM »
Oh for cods sake what can we get him trying to do now?
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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2011, 09:34:03 AM »
He seems quite normal to me  evil:
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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2011, 10:15:40 AM »
He seems quite normal to me  evil:

Been partying with him?  eyes:

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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2011, 12:52:11 PM »
Now we are really floundering  ::)

Can I tell my parrot joke now please?
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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2011, 03:46:00 PM »
Now we are really floundering  ::)

Can I tell my parrot joke now please?

Only if it is a parrot fish joke....
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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2011, 05:50:37 PM »
'Spect the whole project sounded brill to him  whistle:
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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2011, 05:56:42 PM »
'Spect the whole project sounded brill to him  whistle:

Indeed... I bet he was waiting with bated breath for the tank to arrive....
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Re: Projects for Nick
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2011, 06:44:06 PM »
Now we are really floundering  ::)

Can I tell my parrot joke now please?

Only if it is a parrot fish joke....

No it isn't but it has a fish in it, so now can I tell it?
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