The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread

[Nick]

http://windsorknot.today.com/_news/2011/03/22/6320417-keep-the-royal-romance-fresh-refrigerated
 

[Miss Demeanour]

So William will not wear a wedding ring ....shock, horror. But Kate of course will 

What say you on this ???

Many more men choose not to wear a ring I wonder why this could be 

[Nick]

I think people will know he is married 

[Miss Demeanour]

Do ya reckon ? 

[Pirate]

So William will not wear a wedding ring ....shock, horror. But Kate of course will  

What say you on this ???

Many more men choose not to wear a ring I wonder why this could be  

I wore a wedding ring...still do sometimes (depending on the situation...) wouldn't want some people to know I'm a lonely old single bastard...

[Miss Demeanour]

 

I was thinking of selling my old one and my engagement rings 

[Pastis]

Royal memrobilly  memmorhbil  stuff 

Many years ago I had to go get permission to use the POW's (Prinny or Big Ears to his friends) crest from the Coat of Arms place 
I had to have a meeting with someone entitled Bluemantle, I kid you not  , it was all a bit Harry Potter 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

And what was your code name ????

[Pastis]

Commoner #238579            

[Pirate]

Pastis? at a guess

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh noes he has several aliases ...I never know who's gonna turn up to a Sunday lunch sometimes 

[Pirate]

'Broadsword calling Danny Boy'

'Broadsword calling Danny Boy'

[Pastis]

Wearing a uniform certainly helps getting a table down the pub 

[Pirate]

I shall say this only once...

[Nick]

Ooooh. Nicole Kidman is on the box. She has FANTASTC boobs.