The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread

[Miss Demeanour]

That's what all her critics say when they normally review her films 

[Pirate]

Ooooh. Nicole Kidman is on the box. She has FANTASTC boobs.

She thinks the same about you...

[Nick]

 

And for the laydees Daniel Craig is in it too. A fine actor IMHO 

[Just One More]

And for the laydees Daniel Craig is in it too. A fine actor IMHO 

What are his tits like 

[Miss Demeanour]

Dunno , I've always concentrated on his acting 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

He's just so ordinary.....see blokes like that every day of the week 
 

[Just One More]

We all do each time we look in the mirror 

[Grumpmeister]

Ooooh. Nicole Kidman is on the box. She has FANTASTC boobs.

I see you have been getting into the spirit of National Cleavage Day 

[Snoopy]

So William will not wear a wedding ring ....shock, horror. But Kate of course will 

What say you on this ???

Many more men choose not to wear a ring I wonder why this could be 

Seems he is following a male fashion setter then ~ namely me.
I don't wear a wedding ring .... why should I? SWWLTBO did not give me a wedding ring and I can see no reason to buy one for myself.

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Is there a direct correlation to the longer you are married the less likely you are to wear a wedding ring ?   

Of course that could be down to getting older and the fingers getting more sausage like so the rings don't fit anymore.

[Barman]

Is there a direct correlation to the longer you are married the less likely you are to wear a wedding ring ?   

Of course that could be down to getting older and the fingers getting more sausage like so the rings don't fit anymore.

I had to cut mine off... the ring that is, not the sausage fingers.... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Feckin hell ...were you a skeleton when you got married then 

[Darwins Selection]

Feckin hell ...were you a skeleton when you got married then 

No, just unconscious.

[Baldy]

Feckin hell ...were you a skeleton when you got married then 

No, just unconscious.