The all new Royal Wedding nonsense thread

[Snoopy]

Is there a direct correlation to the longer you are married the less likely you are to wear a wedding ring ?   

Of course that could be down to getting older and the fingers getting more sausage like so the rings don't fit anymore.

I figure I don't need a badge to show I am married .... Surely the haggard features, the bent back, the white hair and the empty wallet are signs enough.

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[Snoopy]

You may laugh but tis all true.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Is there a direct correlation to the longer you are married the less likely you are to wear a wedding ring ?   

Of course that could be down to getting older and the fingers getting more sausage like so the rings don't fit anymore.

I figure I don't need a badge to show I am married .... Surely the haggard features, the bent back, the white hair and the empty wallet are signs enough.

She sounds lovely... 

[Nick]

Is there a direct correlation to the longer you are married the less likely you are to wear a wedding ring ?   

Of course that could be down to getting older and the fingers getting more sausage like so the rings don't fit anymore.

I figure I don't need a badge to show I am married .... Surely the haggard features, the bent back, the white hair and the empty wallet are signs enough.

She sounds lovely... 

Bit like LL then 
 

[Miss Demeanour]

Who says folk from ooop north are weird 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12966403

[Snoopy]

Me miss ~ I cannot lie, 'twas me wot said it OFTEN