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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The inaugrual SMUG CLUB meeting
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2011, 09:25:57 PM »
I did a full sweep of the facilities when staying at BM's  .....not that I'm a distrusting ( if that is the word )  soul  whistle:
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Re: The inaugrual SMUG CLUB meeting
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2011, 10:31:31 PM »
My Russian mate next door is definately earning her money tonight.  noooo:

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Re: The inaugrual SMUG CLUB meeting
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2011, 10:44:27 PM »
^^^ That should have been in the empty bar thread, soz doh:

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Re: The inaugrual SMUG CLUB meeting
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2011, 10:49:07 PM »
Well if you were round there lending her a helping hand it certainly ought to have been  angel1
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Re: The inaugrual SMUG CLUB meeting
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2011, 10:49:56 PM »
My Russian mate next door is definately earning her money tonight.  noooo:

How can you afford that ........... rubschin:

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Re: The inaugrual SMUG CLUB meeting
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2011, 10:53:10 PM »
Well if you were round there lending her a helping hand it certainly ought to have been  angel1

She sounds like she does not need a lot of help, except for calling out "Oh my god" on a regular basis  eeek: eeek:

I cannot knock on the door and say..."You called young lady"  ::)

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Re: The inaugrual SMUG CLUB meeting
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2011, 10:55:08 PM »
My Russian mate next door is definately earning her money tonight.  noooo:

How can you afford that ........... rubschin:

I would not waste my dough on that!

A freebie might be a way of getting on with the neighbours like.  eyes:

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Re: The inaugrual SMUG CLUB meeting
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2011, 10:57:57 PM »
My Russian mate next door is definately earning her money tonight.  noooo:

How can you afford that ........... rubschin:

I would not waste my dough on that!

A freebie might be a way of getting on with the neighbours like.  eyes:

A whole new meaning to "neighbourhood watch"........... whistle:

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Re: The inaugrual SMUG CLUB meeting
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2011, 11:01:25 PM »
So...did you get waitress service today...

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Re: The inaugrual SMUG CLUB meeting
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2011, 11:06:12 PM »
She has just finished and sent him packing....thank fook for that.

A big argument, in Greek, at the front door ..... I guess she might find that when his cheque bounces she has been raped.  whistle:

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Re: The inaugrual SMUG CLUB meeting
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2011, 11:17:28 PM »
She has just finished and sent him packing....thank fook for that.

A big argument, in Greek, at the front door ..... I guess she might find that when his cheque bounces she has been raped.  whistle:

Could have been worse ..........could have been her back door ... rubschin:

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Re: The inaugrual SMUG CLUB meeting
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2011, 11:23:25 PM »
She has just finished and sent him packing....thank fook for that.

A big argument, in Greek, at the front door ..... I guess she might find that when his cheque bounces she has been raped.  whistle:

Could have been worse ..........could have been her back door ... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:    noooo:

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Re: The inaugrual SMUG CLUB meeting
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2011, 04:40:19 AM »
I did a full sweep of the facilities when staying at BM's  .....not that I'm a distrusting ( if that is the word )  soul  whistle:

I'll make sure you do the dusting next time too!  cussing:
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