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Offline Grumpmeister

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Soggy caption competition
« on: July 24, 2007, 04:50:49 PM »


Barman started to suspect that his latest homebrew calamity hadnt gone unnoticed
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Re: Soggy caption competition
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2007, 05:08:25 PM »
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Re: Soggy caption competition
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2007, 05:25:29 PM »



I said: "Sink the ball, not the bloody pub! Now we'll barely have time to finish the game!"
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Re: Soggy caption competition
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2007, 06:41:59 PM »


The gyroscopic, sea going version of American pool had sadly not been taken up by residents of Cholmondley-In-The-Marsh
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Re: Soggy caption competition
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2007, 07:05:11 PM »


Barman looks at Growler floating face down under the window and wonders if Wench has over-reacted to the urinal being blocked with liquorice-flavoured gum again.
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Re: Soggy caption competition
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2007, 09:20:46 AM »


Hmmm...  I s'pose I'm going to have to look at that dripping tap soon.  rubschin:

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Re: Soggy caption competition
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2007, 11:46:39 AM »


And this is why we NEVER let Nick change the barrels  point:
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