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My sister writes to the local paper
« on: March 30, 2011, 04:17:45 PM »
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Dear Editor
 
If you are ever travelling by train from Beeston station and if you arrive early and if you decide you just have time to pop to the loo on the station and you see a door marked ‘Toilet’ and go inside that door, DO SO AT YOUR PERIL!   You will find a burly and rather uncouth rail worker will force open the toilet door before you have had time to lock it and shout ‘you can’t use this’.   If you protest that it says ‘toilet’ on the door and you need to use it, he will say ‘you can’t use this – its for staff only’ and forcibly eject you (even if you are a little old lady)!   I know this, dear reader, because it happened to me today!   And the jobsworth award of the week goes to ……………..
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Re: My sister writes to the local paper
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2011, 04:30:44 PM »
Runs in the family then. ;)
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Re: My sister writes to the local paper
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2011, 04:32:04 PM »
To the best of my recollection I have never been forcibly ejected from a British Rail toilet  ::)
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Re: My sister writes to the local paper
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2011, 04:33:13 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 30, 2011, 04:30:44 PM
Runs in the family then. ;)


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Re: My sister writes to the local paper
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2011, 04:34:33 PM »
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Re: My sister writes to the local paper
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Re: My sister writes to the local paper
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2011, 04:37:35 PM »
But everyone knows you can't use the toilet when the train is in the station.  whistle:
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Re: My sister writes to the local paper
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2011, 07:46:22 PM »
Your sister can write ! Dangerous intellectual !
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Re: My sister writes to the local paper
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2011, 08:11:58 PM »
Here is her picture  ::)



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Re: My sister writes to the local paper
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2011, 08:13:52 PM »
Next to your avatar...I can see the resemblance...
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Re: My sister writes to the local paper
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2011, 08:23:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 30, 2011, 08:11:58 PM
Here is her picture  ::)





Do red noses run in your family as well?
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Re: My sister writes to the local paper
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2011, 08:25:35 PM »
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Re: My sister writes to the local paper
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2011, 09:06:55 PM »
Does that thing on her head absorb Nick-o-rays ?
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Re: My sister writes to the local paper
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2011, 10:24:12 AM »
Quote from: beerhead on March 30, 2011, 09:06:55 PM
Does that thing on her head absorb Nick-o-rays ?

Probably generates them
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