The all new confessions of bad experiences involving BFs and GFs thread

[Nick]

Thanks to Tipsy for confessing she got pissed and smashed her BF's mother's wedgewood plates by using them as frisbees 

I can immediately think of 2 (no more, ackchooly) shockers I can write up when I can be arsed.*

Come on. This should be entertaining

*One involves a tent 
Another involves a handbag 

[Pirate]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

One instantly springs to mind but I can't disclose that

[Pirate]

And I had nuffink to do with it...

[Miss Demeanour]

Nuffink at all ...though it was a ...............................   

[Pirate]

dream about me?

[Nick]

We insist!!

OK

Party

1972.  I was 17.

Roy Thomson's house (parents out for the weekend, the idiots)

Ended up on the parents' bed shagging Sally George  (mistake 1)

SHe called me the next day and said she had left her handbag at the party. I live closer so could I pop round and get it. I agreed (Mistake 2)

I go round and ring the doorbell. Mrs Thomson answers. I say my GF had been round (not a cunning lie) and had forgotten her handbag.

Mr Thomson appears    and asks where

I say (mistake 3) "Under your bed"

They make me go and retrieve it

Mrs Thomson called my Mum

[Miss Demeanour]

On a less embarrassing note   - I was reported as a missing person by an ex once when I went out for a unplanned birthday drink at lunchtime one Friday and got home on Saturday afternoon ( I won't even begin to explain that one !!!! )

What I hadn't known was that he had planned a surprise party  

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Thanks to Tipsy for confessing she got pissed and smashed her BF's mother's wedgewood plates by using them as frisbees 

I can immediately think of 2 (no more, ackchooly) shockers I can write up when I can be arsed.*

Come on. This should be entertaining

*One involves a tent 
Another involves a handbag 

The plates didn't break and I distinctly remember being more annoyed because of it. 

[Baldy]

On a less embarrassing note   - I was reported as a missing person by an ex once when I went out for a unplanned birthday drink at lunchtime one Friday and got home on Saturday afternoon ( I won't even begin to explain that one !!!! )

What I hadn't known was that he had planned a surprise party  

Is that why you became an ex? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Surprisingly no 

[Baldy]

Surprisingly no 

Bad girly.

[Miss Demeanour]

Errr no ....not really but that's where it all gets far too complicated to explain .

[Nick]

Number 2; Same gerl ( )

SHe is in the year below me at skool. I leave and take a year off to go travelling.


ON my last night before jetting off I take her out for a nice dinner at Le Bistro (height of sophistication and bit pricey) and then walk her home  

She makes me promise to write. I agree.

She says, "Good. My new boyfriend collects foreign stamps."
 

[Nick]

Errr no ....not really but that's where it all gets far too complicated to explain .

We have lots of time