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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #45 on: April 11, 2011, 04:44:13 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 11, 2011, 04:09:04 PM
Another contrary direction female this morning  ::) .  She collided with 3 others that I saw - including me  eveilgrin:

She received a whistle (yellow card) and a verbal warning and then proceeded to hug the side line under the attentions of one of the staff  noooo:

I could only assume that she had some morbid fear of open water  Shrugs:  noooo:

Meanwhile, I have bought an pair of goggles ogles  angel1

There we are nicely corrected for you Mr P. ;)
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #46 on: April 11, 2011, 04:55:08 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 11, 2011, 04:44:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on April 11, 2011, 04:09:04 PM
Another contrary direction female this morning  ::) .  She collided with 3 others that I saw - including me  eveilgrin:

She received a whistle (yellow card) and a verbal warning and then proceeded to hug the side line under the attentions of one of the staff  noooo:

I could only assume that she had some morbid fear of open water  Shrugs:  noooo:

Meanwhile, I have bought an pair of goggles ogles  angel1

There we are nicely corrected for you Mr P. ;)

A pair of Ogles, MissC, how lovely  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:


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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #47 on: April 11, 2011, 05:02:19 PM »
In his autobiography Roger Moore said he  had been taught to say nothing about people he didn't like. He went on to add that he had worked with Grace Jones and would say no more about her  angel1
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #48 on: April 11, 2011, 05:35:37 PM »
I concur.  angel1
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #49 on: April 13, 2011, 07:37:50 PM »
I had the whole swimming pool to myself this afternoon like.....now that's a moment to treasure  cloud9:
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #50 on: April 13, 2011, 07:46:56 PM »
Did you have a pee?
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #51 on: April 13, 2011, 07:51:37 PM »
Oh noes  noooo:

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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #52 on: April 13, 2011, 07:56:29 PM »
 rubschin: look me in the eye when you say that...
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #53 on: April 13, 2011, 08:00:43 PM »
Your Japanese one ?  rubschin:
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #54 on: April 13, 2011, 08:01:49 PM »
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #55 on: April 13, 2011, 08:07:49 PM »
Wot  Shrugs:
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #56 on: April 13, 2011, 08:10:34 PM »
Did you wear an bikini? eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #57 on: April 13, 2011, 08:12:10 PM »
Oh yes

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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #58 on: April 13, 2011, 08:47:08 PM »
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Re: "Wimmin' swimmin'"
« Reply #59 on: May 17, 2011, 12:33:57 PM »
Ah ... found it.

Yes, collisions. Pr'aps I need to upgrade to the Medium lane  rubschin:
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