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Offline Nick

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Moisture: a problem
« on: April 01, 2011, 12:01:29 AM »
We all know that men have, at most:

Razor
Soap
The odd anti smell stuff
Um
Um

We also know that wimmin seem to need gallons of stuff, all in tiny bottles  rubschin:

It is all about moisture it seems. That stuff in the tap.

If they really need that much moisturiser we should sell barrels of the base substance (blubber?) and then do injections of nice smells.

There could be munny in this.
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Re: Moisture: a problem
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2011, 12:31:42 AM »
Call dragons den because ................I am out ......... ::)

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Re: Moisture: a problem
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 06:14:43 AM »
 noooo:

Nick's Nourishment ?

I don't think it's going to be one of your best internet sellers  noooo:
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Re: Moisture: a problem
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 11:54:01 AM »
We all know that men have, at most:

Razor
Soap
The odd anti smell stuff
Um
Um

We also know that wimmin seem to need gallons of stuff, all in tiny bottles  rubschin:

It is all about moisture it seems. That stuff in the tap.

If they really need that much moisturiser we should sell barrels of the base substance (blubber?) and then do injections of nice smells.

There could be munny in this.

I am in a colour changing mood must be time for a makeover or summat. 8)  I digress you chaps have 'odd' stuff we laydees have 'stuff' that will rob us blind do the trick. angel1
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Re: Moisture: a problem
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2011, 09:46:57 PM »
There could be money in this, pick up 20% of the start up and wait for the inevitable when Nick tries ordering some of the blubber. Once he has the entire global stock we can sell it back to the cosmetics firms at inflated prices...   rubschin:
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Re: Moisture: a problem
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2011, 09:51:11 PM »
We could knock out dripping as a sideline, like rubschin:
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Re: Moisture: a problem
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2011, 09:56:30 PM »
We could knock out dripping as a sideline, like rubschin:

dripping .......... cloud9:

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Re: Moisture: a problem
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2011, 06:26:08 AM »
We could knock out dripping as a sideline, like rubschin:

dripping .......... cloud9:

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Re: Moisture: a problem
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2011, 06:32:45 AM »
Sick feckers  noooo:
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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2011, 07:08:51 AM »
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