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Offline Landlady

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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2007, 04:18:09 PM »
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Quote from: Landlady on July 25, 2007, 04:03:11 PM
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I once heard that professional Yorkshireman Michael Parkinson say "The biggest difference between the North and the South exists in the Northerner's mind"
I come from the Deep South (Daisy Hill Puppy Farm) and the 1st Mrs S came from t'Yorkshire. Our marriage lasted for twenty years but it was a constant clash of cultures.

If you are from the Deep South does that mean we should really be calling you 'Miss Scarlett' and Mrs. S the first 'Mr. Ret'  eeek:

Frankly my dear etc etc  eyes: eyes:

If I wasn't such a ''bimbo'' myself I'd have been able to post some really amusing pic's to make this witty reposte even wittier - however because I am I can't  redface:
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Nah wrong  point: Sorry but his really really really close friends  redface: call him Ret - Can you ever forgive me Barman  sad32:
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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2007, 04:22:12 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on July 25, 2007, 04:18:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 25, 2007, 04:08:07 PM
Quote from: Landlady on July 25, 2007, 04:03:11 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 25, 2007, 03:55:17 PM
I once heard that professional Yorkshireman Michael Parkinson say "The biggest difference between the North and the South exists in the Northerner's mind"
I come from the Deep South (Daisy Hill Puppy Farm) and the 1st Mrs S came from t'Yorkshire. Our marriage lasted for twenty years but it was a constant clash of cultures.

If you are from the Deep South does that mean we should really be calling you 'Miss Scarlett' and Mrs. S the first 'Mr. Ret'  eeek:

Frankly my dear etc etc  eyes: eyes:

If I wasn't such a ''bimbo'' myself I'd have been able to post some really amusing pic's to make this witty reposte even wittier - however because I am I can't  redface:
doh:
Rhett!



Nah wrong  point: Sorry but his really really really close friends  redface: call him Ret - Can you ever forgive me Barman  sad32:
Frankly my dear I don?t give a damn?  whistle:
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Offline Landlady

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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2007, 04:33:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 25, 2007, 04:22:12 PM
Quote from: Landlady on July 25, 2007, 04:18:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 25, 2007, 04:08:07 PM
Quote from: Landlady on July 25, 2007, 04:03:11 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 25, 2007, 03:55:17 PM
I once heard that professional Yorkshireman Michael Parkinson say "The biggest difference between the North and the South exists in the Northerner's mind"
I come from the Deep South (Daisy Hill Puppy Farm) and the 1st Mrs S came from t'Yorkshire. Our marriage lasted for twenty years but it was a constant clash of cultures.

If you are from the Deep South does that mean we should really be calling you 'Miss Scarlett' and Mrs. S the first 'Mr. Ret'  eeek:

Frankly my dear etc etc  eyes: eyes:

If I wasn't such a ''bimbo'' myself I'd have been able to post some really amusing pic's to make this witty reposte even wittier - however because I am I can't  redface:
doh:
Rhett!



Nah wrong  point: Sorry but his really really really close friends  redface: call him Ret - Can you ever forgive me Barman  sad32:
Frankly my dear I don?t give a damn?  whistle:

Bastardo!  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

Okay after hours drinks and group sex again I guess  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2007, 04:34:22 PM »
Is that the only entertainment this place offers?
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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2007, 04:36:11 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 25, 2007, 04:34:22 PM
Is that the only entertainment this place offers?

What more do you want?  evil:
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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2007, 05:46:46 PM »
I have to admit that the 'Gone with the wind' and 'group sex in the bar' have to take the award as the most amazing pieces (or is that piece since the second kind of grew out of the first) of 'off-topicing' that I've seen!

Congratulations one and all.
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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2007, 05:52:35 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on July 25, 2007, 04:36:11 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 25, 2007, 04:34:22 PM
Is that the only entertainment this place offers?

What more do you want?  evil:

After hours sex and group drinks might make a nice change  eyes:
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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2007, 06:54:37 PM »
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 25, 2007, 05:46:46 PM
I have to admit that the 'Gone with the wind' and 'group sex in the bar' have to take the award as the most amazing pieces (or is that piece since the second kind of grew out of the first) of 'off-topicing' that I've seen!

Congratulations one and all.
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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2007, 07:23:56 PM »
I blame the muslims for the floods


I actually told little Berek that God has caused the floods because jnr had been naughty.. like the good catholic boy he is he's shiteing himself  point:
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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2007, 08:45:38 PM »
Quote from: Berek on July 25, 2007, 07:23:56 PM
I blame the muslims for the floods


I actually told little Berek that God has caused the floods because jnr had been naughty.. like the good catholic boy he is he's shiteing himself  point:

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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2007, 08:55:39 PM »
Quote from: Spalpeen on July 25, 2007, 08:45:38 PM
Quote from: Berek on July 25, 2007, 07:23:56 PM
I blame the muslims for the floods


I actually told little Berek that God has caused the floods because jnr had been naughty.. like the good catholic boy he is he's shiteing himself  point:

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[Ir. spailpin, fr. spailp a beau, pride, self-conceit.]
A scamp; an Irish term for a good-for-nothing fellow; -- often used in good-humored contempt or ridicule.

Sums it up nicely then really ::)


YOU are heading for one great verbal slapping you tosser. evil:

Keep digging. ::)
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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2007, 07:47:33 AM »
someone pm me what was removed by the mod
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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2007, 10:13:31 AM »
If the BBC ( or Ghost Town as it's now known ) didn't have more superior solicitors to us I may have seen him in court.. whistle:

meanwhile I'll carry on whistling..
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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2007, 10:15:48 AM »
Quote from: Berek on July 26, 2007, 10:13:31 AM
If the BBC ( or Ghost Town as it's now known ) didn't have more superior solicitors to us I may have seen him in court.. whistle:

meanwhile I'll carry on whistling..
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pm sent to you Begsy. Hope that sufficed without going into great detail.
He's gone now anyway apparently. happy088
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Re: The North/South divide
« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2007, 10:18:28 AM »
Quote from: Berek on July 26, 2007, 10:13:31 AM
If the BBC ( or Ghost Town as it's now known ) didn't have more superior solicitors to us I may have seen him in court.. whistle:

meanwhile I'll carry on whistling..
 whistle:

Whistle while you work lalala la la la la

Fingers crossed that he shan't be bothering us again. That is if I pressed the right buttons in the cellar. If the beer looks a bit dodgy let me know.  eeek:
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