The North/South divide

[Mr Happy]

That is if I pressed the right buttons in the cellar. If the bear looks a bit doggy let me know. 

I wasn't aware that these kinds of things were happening in the cellar...

[Bar Wench]

The cellar is a very scarey place. Because you never know what you might run into and because it isn't exactly clear what everything does. 

[Darwins Selection]

you never know what you might run into and because it isn't exactly clear what everything does. 

A bit like modern cars really.

[The Moan Ranger]

I'm not too sure that this happens down south though...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6918015.stm

[Snoopy]

The man may, of course, simply been expressing his feelings about the place.

[Mr Happy]

I'm not too sure that this happens down south though...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6918015.stm

Perhaps it was one of your shandy drinking puffs on a day trip...

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=52587&in_page_id=2

'Secure mental hospital' merely a description of any abode South of Watford Gap.

[Landlady]

I'm not too sure that this happens down south though...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6918015.stm

They must have wet themselves posting this part of the articile me thinks 

He said the man had been traced and the matter was now in the hands of the police. 

[The Moan Ranger]

I'm not too sure that this happens down south though...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6918015.stm

Perhaps it was one of your shandy drinking puffs on a day trip...

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=52587&in_page_id=2

'Secure mental hospital' merely a description of any abode South of Watford Gap.

Mr Happy. You and I both know well that morons/idiots/the deranged live both North and South of that divide. A point - I believe - I made earlier.

But it won't stop me digging at you Northern lot and, please your God (whomever that should be), ensure this is a reciprocal arrangement.

[Mr Happy]

I'm not too sure that this happens down south though...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6918015.stm

Perhaps it was one of your shandy drinking puffs on a day trip...

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=52587&in_page_id=2

'Secure mental hospital' merely a description of any abode South of Watford Gap.

Mr Happy. You and I both know well that morons/idiots/the deranged live both North and South of that divide. A point - I believe - I made earlier.

But it won't stop me digging at you Northern lot and, please your God (whomever that should be), ensure this is a reciprocal arrangement.

That's what I was doing you over-sensitive soft southern puff!

Now must dash, the wife needs a good kicking!

[The Moan Ranger]

I'm not too sure that this happens down south though...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6918015.stm

Perhaps it was one of your shandy drinking puffs on a day trip...

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=52587&in_page_id=2

'Secure mental hospital' merely a description of any abode South of Watford Gap.

Mr Happy. You and I both know well that morons/idiots/the deranged live both North and South of that divide. A point - I believe - I made earlier.

But it won't stop me digging at you Northern lot and, please your God (whomever that should be), ensure this is a reciprocal arrangement.

That's what I was doing you over-sensitive soft southern puff!

Now must dash, the wife needs a good kicking!

I'm not over-sensitive, I just am not willing to enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed Northerner 

[Mr Happy]

At least you know I'm 'armless, posh tw@t!

[tel]

Gormless?

[Snoopy]

JHC!!!  If it's not bad enough having the three kids on holiday, bickering non-stop day in, day out (and the holidays only started a week ago) you lot are at it now.
If this goes on until September I'll not be responsible for my actions.

Regards
Southern Softy now resident in North Wales

[tel]

We're probably getting bored already. Where's the pinball and juke-box?

[Snoopy]

We're probably getting bored already. Where's the pinball and juke-box?

Bloody Kids......... I've run out of games ~ you can either do your homework or watch TV ~ Just leave me to get on with what I am doing ~ without anymore fighting, complaining, whining to annoy me. 
Just wait 'till your mother gets back!