The all new The Brat gets a brother thread

[Barman]

She is home and excitedly unwrapped her 'present' 

She has thrown it at me and accused me of finding her pain funny . I am the worst mother in the world apparently 

High Five! 

[Nick]

Any developments?

[Baldy]

Prolly got used to the idea by now, thanks to her mother's support. 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Prolly got used to the idea by now, thanks to her mother's support. 

You plank! 

[Miss Demeanour]

What developments would you like ?.....it's none of my business and until it's here The Brat remains oblivious 

[Baldy]

At least when it turns up she can earn some cash babby sitting, and not be such a burden upon your purse.

You could buy her a Tiny Tears doll and teach her to change nappys etc. 

[Nick]

With HP sauce for authenticity, like

[Baldy]

You could send the contents of Jim's litter tray like. 

[Barman]

You could send the contents of Jim's litter tray like. 

Don't encourage him... 

[Nick]

We have had no progress reports for a while now

I wonder if the Brat has taken up knitting.

[Baldy]

 

Now that she is a responsible adult with the hope of piercings like.

[Miss Demeanour]

 

I think her dad is getting remarried though that should cheer her up no end - how can the world go on so happily like when no one appreciates her pain 

I say think he is getting remarried as he sent me a text last week saying he was having to go through security checks stuff at work and he find certain paperwork of his so could I find him some info as I am always so organised 

So what does this security check involve - date / court / number of decree nisi  / absolute and then partners occupation ?

I replied with the said details but then said I'm not your partner so you don't need my occupation details do you  Oh and by the way when is the wedding  ? 

I don't understand why he can't just say what he needed the info for in the first place 

[Uncle Mort]

So, what happened with the baby?

[Miss Demeanour]

Think she miscarried although I know not for sure