The all new The Brat gets a brother thread

[Baldy]

I think her dad is getting remarried though that should cheer her up no end - how can the world go on so happily like when no one appreciates her pain 

I say think he is getting remarried as he sent me a text last week saying he was having to go through security checks stuff at work and he find certain paperwork of his so could I find him some info as I am always so organised 

So what does this security check involve - date / court / number of decree nisi  / absolute and then partners occupation ?

I replied with the said details but then said I'm not your partner so you don't need my occupation details do you  Oh and by the way when is the wedding  ? 

I don't understand why he can't just say what he needed the info for in the first place 

Is it my next door neighbour?