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The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« on: April 02, 2011, 08:58:36 PM »
So, when is it due?
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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2011, 09:10:14 PM »
Dunno ...in about 5 or 6 months I think.

I've put a bucket by her bed as she is feeling quite nauseous at the moment  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2011, 09:13:05 PM »
Wait till she changes her first nappy  razz: razz: razz: razz:
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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2011, 09:19:30 PM »
Apparently I should 'be on her side'  whacky115

Then she said that she will now obviously not go to her dads as often as she does eeek:

Errrr so I said that couldn't possibly happen cos my BF stays over on the weekends she's away and I have sex then .

She walked out of my room

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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2011, 09:21:17 PM »
This is going to be the bestest thread ever  razz:
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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2011, 09:28:09 PM »
A friend just rang me and I briefly explained what had happened . Madam walked into my room again and I pretended to be having phone naughties.

She has threatened to leave home if I don't stop taking the piss  lol: lol: lol:

Apparently the baby is not ALLOWED to be born in November as that is her birthday . I hadn't realised she actually owned the month but hey we all learn new things every day  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2011, 09:29:43 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 02, 2011, 09:28:09 PM
A friend just rang me and I briefly explained what had happened . Madam walked into my room again and I pretended to be having phone naughties.

She has threatened to leave home if I don't stop taking the piss  lol: lol: lol:

Apparently the baby is not ALLOWED to be born in November as that is her birthday . I hadn't realised she actually owned the month but hey we all learn new things every day  lol: lol: lol:

Threatened?  whacky115
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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2011, 09:31:05 PM »
I don't think she has mastered her negotiation skills just yet  happy001

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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2011, 09:33:11 PM »
Can she knit, like?
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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2011, 09:40:33 PM »
Her eyebrows are doing quite well in that department .

She has declared

- she will not be going to his wedding ( not that a wedding has even been mentioned)
- she will not be babysitting ( not that anyone trusts her on her own let alone with another thing demanding total attention)
- she will not be talking to her dad ( if she proves she can last a whole hour without talking I will be contacting The Guinness Book for World Records)
- she will not discuss this any further ( not a chance )  lol:
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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2011, 09:44:40 PM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2011, 09:57:14 PM »
You know... just for a minute like... before I read the other thread...
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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2011, 09:59:46 PM »
Wot?
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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2011, 10:01:16 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 02, 2011, 09:57:14 PM
You know... just for a minute like... before I read the other thread...
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Re: The all new The Brat gets a brother thread
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2011, 10:02:24 PM »
That would really put the lid on it for The Brat, like  razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
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