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Offline Bar Wench

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Burnt Wench
« on: July 24, 2007, 06:30:12 PM »
Sun came out and I took the afternoon off to sit in it. Am now crispy. Am true sad English person that over excited at a glimpse of the sunshine.
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Re: Burnt Wench
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2007, 06:37:33 PM »
You need a little Aloe Vera rubbed in to those sore spots....   eyes:
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Re: Burnt Wench
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2007, 08:11:47 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 24, 2007, 06:37:33 PM
You need a little Aloe Vera rubbed in to those sore spots....   eyes:

Noooo allergic to aloe vera!
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Re: Burnt Wench
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2007, 09:49:03 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 24, 2007, 08:11:47 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 24, 2007, 06:37:33 PM
You need a little Aloe Vera rubbed in to those sore spots....   eyes:
Noooo allergic to aloe vera!

Pah! You'd be no good on my Caribbean retreat then sad32:  Back to the Calamine lotion with you then cry:
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Re: Burnt Wench
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2007, 10:03:25 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 24, 2007, 08:11:47 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 24, 2007, 06:37:33 PM
You need a little Aloe Vera rubbed in to those sore spots....   eyes:

Noooo allergic to aloe vera!

Bloody washing powder last time I looked, or have I missed some radical new development?
So anyway, that therefore begs the question, WHY would you want to rub clothes washing powder on your sunburn, or am I just plain thick, and NO, that last bit WASN'T a question requiring a one word answer thank you. ::)
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Re: Burnt Wench
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2007, 05:22:47 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 24, 2007, 06:30:12 PM
Sun came out and I took the afternoon off to sit in it. Am now crispy. Am true sad English person that over excited at a glimpse of the sunshine.
Oh poor you...

Hopefully you haven?t burn your special moderating finger?  eyes:
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Re: Burnt Wench
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2007, 10:32:41 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 24, 2007, 10:03:25 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 24, 2007, 08:11:47 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 24, 2007, 06:37:33 PM
You need a little Aloe Vera rubbed in to those sore spots....   eyes:
Noooo allergic to aloe vera!
Bloody washing powder last time I looked, or have I missed some radical new development?
So anyway, that therefore begs the question, WHY would you want to rub clothes washing powder on your sunburn, or am I just plain thick, and NO, that last bit WASN'T a question requiring a one word answer thank you. ::)

Aloe Vera is a plant, the extract of which is put in all kinds of poncy Southern balms and unguents which are bought in vast quantities by the crockery-owning classes.

The leftover bits which are not suitable for soft Home Counties skin, are shoved in washing powder and shampoo and shipped North for use by horny-handed sons of toil with aspirations to be toffs.

OK?
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Re: Burnt Wench
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2007, 10:35:14 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2007, 10:32:41 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 24, 2007, 10:03:25 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 24, 2007, 08:11:47 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 24, 2007, 06:37:33 PM
You need a little Aloe Vera rubbed in to those sore spots....   eyes:
Noooo allergic to aloe vera!
Bloody washing powder last time I looked, or have I missed some radical new development?
So anyway, that therefore begs the question, WHY would you want to rub clothes washing powder on your sunburn, or am I just plain thick, and NO, that last bit WASN'T a question requiring a one word answer thank you. ::)

Aloe Vera is a plant, the extract of which is put in all kinds of poncy Southern balms and unguents which are bought in vast quantities by the crockery-owning classes.

The leftover bits which are not suitable for soft Home Counties skin, are shoved in washing powder and shampoo and shipped North for use by horny-handed sons of toil with aspirations to be toffs.

OK?

The things you learn on the tinternet ey? eeek:
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Re: Burnt Wench
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2007, 11:45:31 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 25, 2007, 05:22:47 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 24, 2007, 06:30:12 PM
Sun came out and I took the afternoon off to sit in it. Am now crispy. Am true sad English person that over excited at a glimpse of the sunshine.
Oh poor you...

Hopefully you haven?t burn your special moderating finger?  eyes:

Somehow I don't see Wenchy reclining in her deck chair with an index finger extended to catch the rays of the sun.



On second thoughts
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Re: Burnt Wench
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2010, 07:52:08 PM »
 point:
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Re: Burnt Wench
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2010, 03:25:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 07:52:08 PM
point:

Nothing ever changes does it.  noooo:
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Re: Burnt Wench
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2010, 03:27:06 PM »
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Re: Burnt Wench
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2010, 07:07:35 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 11, 2010, 03:25:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 07:52:08 PM
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Nothing ever changes does it.  noooo:

The more it changes the more it stays the same.
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