Anyways, I had a look at the Cyprus Autotrader and it didn't actually give me much idea tbh.
No ZX's for sale, and only 6 Citroens in total.
Do you have a local
Cypriot Crap Cars pitch locally that might be interested?
Go and 'ave a werd with them for me and see if they're interested, there's a luv, tar.
If successful, I could bring special Growler CAKE ( NOT Sainsburys
) and home made Brocolli with us as a reward like.