Turn them inside out - simples! ![happy088](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/happy088.gif)
But I would know! ............ And so would the
socks.
Snoops, I assume you're seated because I have to tell you some quite shocking news.
Socks are not sentient beings ![happy100](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/happy100.gif)
How sure are you of that?
Do your socks not run when you run, walk when you walk ..... in fact do they not follow your every move? Are they not capable of getting lost and then reappearing in unlikely places? Eh? EH?