The all new OCDish tenancies thread

[Miss Demeanour]

I am too well adjusted to have any OCD tendencies 

[apc2010]

I am too well adjusted to have any OCD tendencies 

Plus no under wear or socks.........

[Miss Demeanour]

How do you know 

[Pastis]

I am too well adjusted to have any OCD tendencies 

Yeah, yeah, yeah ... but you had to spell tendencies correctly, eh, eh? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Pasty ...my legendary lack of spelling capabilities speaks for itself 

[Just One More]

My OCD tenancy...

Right side first. Whether it's boxer shorts, trousers, socks or shoes, it has to be the right leg first. If I am distracted and find I've done the left side first, I have to remove it, then put the right one on

Ahh, you see how wrong you can be?   
My right leg is stronger than the left, left has had operations and is therefore historically weaker. Therefore I balance on the right whilst inserting the left into shorts, trouser leg, sock etc. first 

No OCD tenancy here apart from going clockwise whenever possible, sitting face forward on transport, tea then milk, checking the locked door then checking the locked door 

I do all of them too 

[Snoopy]

I always keep possessions in the same pockets.

Hanky and keys in right trouser pocket, Wallet and comb in back trouser pocket, Money (change and notes) in left trouser pocket.
I have no idea why I do this but I always have. SWWLTBO watches me fill my pockets from the dressing table every morning and thinks it is weird...... Come to that my first wife said the same.

Oh and it has to be a clean hanky every morning whether yesterday's was used or not, all notes (money) must have the Queen's head on the same side and be folded in half.

I get very annoyed with cash machines that dispense notes mixed up and spend time putting them the "right" way round before I can put them in my pocket.

[The Moan Ranger]

I always keep possessions in the same pockets.

Hanky and keys in right trouser pocket, Wallet and comb in back trouser pocket, Money (change and notes) in left trouser pocket.
I have no idea why I do this but I always have. SWWLTBO watches me fill my pockets from the dressing table every morning and thinks it is weird...... Come to that my first wife said the same.

Oh and it has to be a clean hanky every morning whether yesterday's was used or not, all notes (money) must have the Queen's head on the same side and be folded in half.

I get very annoyed with cash machines that dispense notes mixed up and spend time putting them the "right" way round before I can put them in my pocket.

  Wallet, keys and loose change front left pocket. Mobile phone, baccy & lighter front right pocket. No comb required - I shave my head. BM has no comb requirement either, but that's just because he doesn't even have any to shave 

[Barman]

I always keep possessions in the same pockets.

Hanky and keys in right trouser pocket, Wallet and comb in back trouser pocket, Money (change and notes) in left trouser pocket.
I have no idea why I do this but I always have. SWWLTBO watches me fill my pockets from the dressing table every morning and thinks it is weird...... Come to that my first wife said the same.

Oh and it has to be a clean hanky every morning whether yesterday's was used or not, all notes (money) must have the Queen's head on the same side and be folded in half.

I get very annoyed with cash machines that dispense notes mixed up and spend time putting them the "right" way round before I can put them in my pocket.

  Wallet, keys and loose change front left pocket. Mobile phone, baccy & lighter front right pocket. No comb required - I shave my head. BM has no comb requirement either, but that's just because he doesn't even have any to shave 

 

[The Moan Ranger]

I always keep possessions in the same pockets.

Hanky and keys in right trouser pocket, Wallet and comb in back trouser pocket, Money (change and notes) in left trouser pocket.
I have no idea why I do this but I always have. SWWLTBO watches me fill my pockets from the dressing table every morning and thinks it is weird...... Come to that my first wife said the same.

Oh and it has to be a clean hanky every morning whether yesterday's was used or not, all notes (money) must have the Queen's head on the same side and be folded in half.

I get very annoyed with cash machines that dispense notes mixed up and spend time putting them the "right" way round before I can put them in my pocket.

  Wallet, keys and loose change front left pocket. Mobile phone, baccy & lighter front right pocket. No comb required - I shave my head. BM has no comb requirement either, but that's just because he doesn't even have any to shave 

 

Wot 

[Barman]

I always keep possessions in the same pockets.

Hanky and keys in right trouser pocket, Wallet and comb in back trouser pocket, Money (change and notes) in left trouser pocket.
I have no idea why I do this but I always have. SWWLTBO watches me fill my pockets from the dressing table every morning and thinks it is weird...... Come to that my first wife said the same.

Oh and it has to be a clean hanky every morning whether yesterday's was used or not, all notes (money) must have the Queen's head on the same side and be folded in half.

I get very annoyed with cash machines that dispense notes mixed up and spend time putting them the "right" way round before I can put them in my pocket.

  Wallet, keys and loose change front left pocket. Mobile phone, baccy & lighter front right pocket. No comb required - I shave my head. BM has no comb requirement either, but that's just because he doesn't even have any to shave 

 

Wot 

You know wot! 

[The Moan Ranger]

I always keep possessions in the same pockets.

Hanky and keys in right trouser pocket, Wallet and comb in back trouser pocket, Money (change and notes) in left trouser pocket.
I have no idea why I do this but I always have. SWWLTBO watches me fill my pockets from the dressing table every morning and thinks it is weird...... Come to that my first wife said the same.

Oh and it has to be a clean hanky every morning whether yesterday's was used or not, all notes (money) must have the Queen's head on the same side and be folded in half.

I get very annoyed with cash machines that dispense notes mixed up and spend time putting them the "right" way round before I can put them in my pocket.

  Wallet, keys and loose change front left pocket. Mobile phone, baccy & lighter front right pocket. No comb required - I shave my head. BM has no comb requirement either, but that's just because he doesn't even have any to shave 

 

Wot 

You know wot! 

If you're talking about those few strands of wispy cotton you had last time I saw you, you know full well I am right 

[Barman]

I always keep possessions in the same pockets.

Hanky and keys in right trouser pocket, Wallet and comb in back trouser pocket, Money (change and notes) in left trouser pocket.
I have no idea why I do this but I always have. SWWLTBO watches me fill my pockets from the dressing table every morning and thinks it is weird...... Come to that my first wife said the same.

Oh and it has to be a clean hanky every morning whether yesterday's was used or not, all notes (money) must have the Queen's head on the same side and be folded in half.

I get very annoyed with cash machines that dispense notes mixed up and spend time putting them the "right" way round before I can put them in my pocket.

  Wallet, keys and loose change front left pocket. Mobile phone, baccy & lighter front right pocket. No comb required - I shave my head. BM has no comb requirement either, but that's just because he doesn't even have any to shave 

 

Wot 

You know wot! 

If you're talking about those few strands of wispy cotton you had last time I saw you, you know full well I am right 

Miss D will defend me and describe my golden locks.... 

[Nick]

Padlocks? 

[Barman]

Padlocks? 

Nick has an one-(cake) track mind...