Rugby gag

[Bar Wench]

Smiting left right and centre!!!!!

Troublesome boys!!!















I only watch because I have an odd attraction for Hammond. 

[Snoopy]

Smiting left right and centre!!!!!

Troublesome boys!!!















I only watch because I have an odd attraction for Hammond. 

Not you too. Mrs & Miss S both have the hots for the Hampster.

[Bar Wench]

I'm not alone!!!!  Mr Wench told me I was a freak! 

[Snoopy]

The 9yo (in10 days time) and the 6yo boys think he is great too ~ but I suspect that's because they think they are bigger than him.

[Bar Wench]

The 9yo (in10 days time) and the 6yo boys think he is great too ~ but I suspect that's because they think they are bigger than him.

Why do I seem to have a thing for short men.  I never used to. 

[Snoopy]

The 9yo (in10 days time) and the 6yo boys think he is great too ~ but I suspect that's because they think they are bigger than him.

Why do I seem to have a thing for short men.  I never used to. 

My doctor tells me that my back problems are caused by my spine "compacting". I used to be six foot but now only Five Ten and a half. ~ how much further until you are interested?

[Bar Wench]

Think Mr Wench is five foot six/seven. 

At least I don't get a crick in my neck anymore.

[Snoopy]

Think Mr Wench is five foot six/seven. 

At least I don't get a crick in my neck anymore.

Ah ~ He'll be Welsh then.

Funny when I was 6' the first Mrs S was 5'
Now having shrunk the second Mrs S is just about the same height as me.
Still ~ all the same size under the duvet ~ or so they say.

[tel]

The 9yo (in10 days time) and the 6yo boys think he is great too ~ but I suspect that's because they think they are bigger than him.

Why do I seem to have a thing for short men.  I never used to. 

Bernie Ecclestone?

[Bar Wench]

Think Mr Wench is five foot six/seven. 

At least I don't get a crick in my neck anymore.

Ah ~ He'll be Welsh then.

Funny when I was 6' the first Mrs S was 5'
Now having shrunk the second Mrs S is just about the same height as me.
Still ~ all the same size under the duvet ~ or so they say.

Well, that just isn't so is it. Unless the lady in question has a terribly long torso.

Bernie who?

[tel]

Think Mr Wench is five foot six/seven. 

At least I don't get a crick in my neck anymore.

Ah ~ He'll be Welsh then.

Funny when I was 6' the first Mrs S was 5'
Now having shrunk the second Mrs S is just about the same height as me.
Still ~ all the same size under the duvet ~ or so they say.

Well, that just isn't so is it. Unless the lady in question has a terribly long torso.

Bernie who?

Not the one with the St Bernard!

[Snoopy]

Think Mr Wench is five foot six/seven. 

At least I don't get a crick in my neck anymore.

Ah ~ He'll be Welsh then.

Funny when I was 6' the first Mrs S was 5'
Now having shrunk the second Mrs S is just about the same height as me.
Still ~ all the same size under the duvet ~ or so they say.

Well, that just isn't so is it. Unless the lady in question has a terribly long torso.

Bernie who?

Bernie Ecclestone = Mr Formula 1 Racing = Multi Millionaire = Shortarse

[Bar Wench]

So what first attracted you to multi-millionare short arse Bernie Eclestone Wenchy? 

[Snoopy]

So what first attracted you to multi-millionare short arse Bernie Eclestone Wenchy? 

Your love of short men, he is a squillionaire, he is very old and won't last much longer? I wonder what the attraction is?
As Phil and Kirsty would say "Ticks all the right boxes"

[Bar Wench]

He is beginning to seem more attractive by the second. However, I fear brunettes with a modicum of intelligence and their very own tat mountain are probably not his thing.