Victory for common sense as muggle newspaper names He Who Must Not Be Named
In a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, the mysterious “Dark Lord”. Incredulous newsagent customers were transfixed this morning by the sight of the The Sunday Herald’s screaming headline “NAMED AT LAST!” accompanying a full front page picture of none other than Lord Voldemort, clearly recognisable despite his distinctive nose being blacked-out with the word “Censored”.
Voldemort, previously known as Tom Riddle, has been the subject of speculation ever since the media became aware that a famous practitioner of the Dark Arts (or “Welsh Football”) had taken out a so-called “super incantation” preventing his name ever being mentioned. Only the bravest or most foolhardy young wizards have dared speak his name, at great personal risk.
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/05/23/victory-for-common-sense-as-muggle-newspaper-names-he-who-must-not-be-named/
