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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #90 on: May 24, 2011, 06:12:42 PM »
Apparently the media coverage has been helping Imogen with her fledgling music career.





At least I think that's what they meant when they said she was doing giggs all over Manchester.  whistle:

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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #91 on: May 24, 2011, 06:14:05 PM »
lol: lol: lol:

Well done Britney  8)

Baby, I might do it one more time, I'm Toxic  8)

I have Britney ear worm now cos of you  lol:
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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #92 on: May 25, 2011, 10:01:51 AM »
(to be sung to the theme tune of the kids TV show "ROBIN HOOD")
Ryan giggs, Ryan giggs, running down the wing, Ryan giggs, Ryan giggs, shaging Imogen.
He does her up the shitter,
and now it's all on twitter,
Ryan giggs, Ryan giggs,
Ryan giggs!

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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #93 on: May 25, 2011, 11:01:47 AM »
Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that even though he's happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally.........

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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #94 on: May 25, 2011, 11:19:14 AM »
Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that even though he's happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally.........

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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #95 on: May 29, 2011, 07:47:33 PM »
Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere

I was quite happy to remain blissfully unaware of who the footballer was. I doubt I was alone. The whole saga reminds me of the story of Socrates:

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?"

Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter test."

'Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance.

That's right," Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say.
The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "Actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates, "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness.
Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness.

Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?"

The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.




It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was shagging his wife  lol:
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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #96 on: May 29, 2011, 08:04:31 PM »
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Didn't Socrates play for Brazil?...

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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #97 on: May 30, 2011, 05:31:02 AM »
Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere

I was quite happy to remain blissfully unaware of who the footballer was. I doubt I was alone. The whole saga reminds me of the story of Socrates:

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?"

Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter test."

'Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance.

That's right," Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say.
The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "Actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates, "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness.
Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness.

Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?"

The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.




It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was shagging his wife  lol:

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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #98 on: June 06, 2011, 11:36:31 AM »
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #99 on: June 06, 2011, 11:53:37 PM »
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

I got it about 3 weeks ago.......Only Fools & Horses.  whistle:

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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #100 on: June 07, 2011, 06:36:16 AM »
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

I got it about 3 weeks ago.......Only Fools & Horses.  whistle:

Trigger?  eeek:
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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #101 on: June 07, 2011, 05:26:53 PM »
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

I got it about 3 weeks ago.......Only Fools & Horses.  whistle:

Trigger?  eeek:

The headline in The Sun might read.....'You plonker DelBoy'  whistle:

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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #102 on: June 07, 2011, 06:24:10 PM »
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

I got it about 3 weeks ago.......Only Fools & Horses.  whistle:

Trigger?  eeek:

The headline in The Sun might read.....'You plonker DelBoy'  whistle:

Marlene?  eeek:
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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #103 on: June 07, 2011, 06:25:36 PM »
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

I got it about 3 weeks ago.......Only Fools & Horses.  whistle:


He slept with a horse......... eeek: eeek:

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Re: Gagging Orders
« Reply #104 on: June 07, 2011, 06:37:03 PM »
Now the entertainer has named in an Irish newspaper ..........

I got it about 3 weeks ago.......Only Fools & Horses.  whistle:


He slept with a horse......... eeek: eeek:

Was prolly Janet Street Porter, it's hard to tell in the dark
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