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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #90 on: April 29, 2011, 07:59:28 AM »
I have found a little signal courtesy of the nearby HOstal Miguel. What a fiasco. 4 hour delay at the airport and I finally cashed in my vouchers to get some lunch there. Selected a tuna/mayo/salid roll. While I wasn't looking the numpty behind the counter whipped it away and GRILLED it. Have you ever seen grilled salid???

I selected another raw one from the fridge and he seemed genuinely surprised that I didn't want cooked salid  noooo:

Fernando was waiting at the airport and was a bit over solicitous in my view. I can do my own seat belt up thank you  evil:  I sneezed and a box of Kleenex materialised  ::)

It is now pizeing  evil:  The street outside looks like a river and nearly everfink is shut!! I am drenched. NO heating in the apartment  cussing:

What else can poissibly go wrong?33
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #91 on: April 29, 2011, 08:01:39 AM »
I bet "The Wedding" will be wall to wall on TV there too.  razz:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #92 on: April 29, 2011, 08:03:06 AM »
Bah! I had me money on a five hour delay....  Banghead
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #93 on: April 29, 2011, 08:05:00 AM »
I had forgotten about that. Since I am confined to barracks I may watch it after all  rubschin:

Went out when I got here last night and bought stuff: olives, cheese, salami, coffee, milk, collapso. When I got back discovered that my sister, who left on Wednesday had left the fridge full of: olives, cheese, salami, milk, coffee and collapso rubschin:....
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #94 on: April 29, 2011, 10:44:42 AM »
Still pizeing  evil:  May pop out for lunch soon  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #95 on: April 29, 2011, 10:46:13 AM »
Put it away man, somebody might be watching
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #96 on: April 29, 2011, 08:36:26 PM »
Lunch has taken a rather long time ???

I'm sure he'll be fine though  scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #99 on: April 30, 2011, 01:34:34 PM »
Well well. I have been invited out tomorrow  cloud9:  It seems there is a donkey sanctuary on the edge of town and at the weekends they have this thing where you can go along with a pair of trunks and a towel, choose a donkey, enter a little pool and shampoo it!

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #100 on: April 30, 2011, 01:37:46 PM »
Well well. I have been invited out tomorrow  cloud9:  It seems there is a donkey sanctuary on the edge of town and at the weekends they have this thing where you can go along with a pair of trunks and a towel, choose a donkey, enter a little pool and shampoo it!

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #101 on: April 30, 2011, 04:15:46 PM »
Well, I've heard it called many things but, shampooing the donkey  noooo: noooo:

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #102 on: April 30, 2011, 04:17:39 PM »
Well well. I have been invited out tomorrow  cloud9:  It seems there is a donkey sanctuary on the edge of town and at the weekends they have this thing where you can go along with a pair of trunks and a towel, choose a donkey, enter a little pool and shampoo it!

What can possibly go wrong?

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #103 on: April 30, 2011, 04:22:19 PM »
I like donkeys
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