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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #60 on: April 27, 2011, 04:27:16 PM »
Those flies seemed keen to have a home  whistle:

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #61 on: April 27, 2011, 04:29:00 PM »
Speaking of flies .... sheep have been put in the field at the back of us. Bloody flies everywhere ever since they arrived + Baaing all bloody night! Angry9:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #62 on: April 27, 2011, 04:34:49 PM »
Speaking of flies .... sheep have been put in the field at the back of us. Bloody flies everywhere ever since they arrived + Baaing all bloody night! Angry9:

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #63 on: April 27, 2011, 06:36:14 PM »
Usually cattle in that field  evil:

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #64 on: April 27, 2011, 06:38:24 PM »
Usually cattle in that field  evil:

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #65 on: April 27, 2011, 06:39:10 PM »
Oh yes ~ they BBQ well  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #66 on: April 27, 2011, 06:40:00 PM »
Usually cattle in that field  evil:

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #67 on: April 27, 2011, 06:40:11 PM »
Brunettes  eyes:

Did you hear on the news that the Welsh are the least productive folk in the UK, and nearly as dependent on the State as the Northern Irish. BASTARDS
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #68 on: April 27, 2011, 06:43:23 PM »
I knew that ........ No bloody jobs is why.

Ackchewly most of the workers in this village travel to England to work ... Those who aren't employed by Local Govt or the NHS that is. Local unemployment is very low but there are a lot of "Retireds" ..... Oh and we have 6 millionaires in the village.
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #69 on: April 27, 2011, 06:45:13 PM »
Usually cattle in that field  evil:

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Is that wot you BBQ'd ...........no wonder you got left overs....... noooo:

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #70 on: April 28, 2011, 07:24:45 AM »
Goldfish have a short memory span.    lol:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #71 on: April 28, 2011, 07:46:34 AM »
The plane is broken  cussing: cussing: cussing:  Refreshment vouchers have been issued   cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #72 on: April 28, 2011, 08:51:15 AM »
**KOFF**

What could possibly go right...? Shrugs:

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #73 on: April 28, 2011, 08:52:25 AM »
Well I hope whoever is meeting me at Malaga knows about the delay  scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #74 on: April 28, 2011, 05:15:44 PM »
Nick texts ...

Arrived ... no intermong ... G&T on balcony ... Scorchio

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