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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #120 on: May 01, 2011, 07:49:13 AM »
Cometh the hour, cometh the donkey.
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #121 on: May 01, 2011, 07:51:31 AM »
Forget the donkey...stick with the sheep...

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #122 on: May 01, 2011, 10:54:23 AM »
It's a long way to go for rain and a donkey ! ;)
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #123 on: May 01, 2011, 01:25:50 PM »
Could've got both at Weston Super Mud

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #124 on: May 01, 2011, 02:58:12 PM »
Cometh the hour, cometh the donkey.

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #125 on: May 01, 2011, 03:33:21 PM »
Has it cometh yet?
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #126 on: May 01, 2011, 03:35:20 PM »
He texts to say "Tons of soapy donkey fun. Intermong dead"
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #127 on: May 01, 2011, 03:46:48 PM »
I knew it was a euphemism  noooo:

And he's into group texts  noooo:
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« Reply #128 on: May 01, 2011, 04:22:02 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #129 on: May 01, 2011, 05:05:05 PM »
I am listening  evil:  The donkey (alfonso) was charming and thoroughly enjoyed his shampoo, rather more than I did to tell the truth, since he peed in the water  evil:

Tons of bubbly donkey fun though  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #130 on: May 01, 2011, 05:10:23 PM »
I am listening  evil:  The donkey (alfonso) was charming and thoroughly enjoyed his shampoo, rather more than I did to tell the truth, since he peed in the water  evil:

Tons of bubbly donkey fun though  cloud9:

Donkey fun...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #131 on: May 01, 2011, 05:12:47 PM »
I wouldn´t do it again. Hard work noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #132 on: May 01, 2011, 05:17:48 PM »
I wouldn´t do it again. Hard work noooo:

The donkey wouldn't do it again either!  point:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #133 on: May 01, 2011, 05:19:41 PM »
He was most appreciative  angel1, I may go back on Tuesday and see if he remembers me  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #134 on: May 01, 2011, 05:21:39 PM »
He was most appreciative  angel1, I may go back on Tuesday and see if he remembers me  cloud9:

I'll call the RSPCA now....  noooo:
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