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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #135 on: May 01, 2011, 05:22:28 PM »
But he is very clean and smells lovely (for a donkey). I gave him some carrots too  angel1
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #136 on: May 01, 2011, 05:26:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2011, 05:22:28 PM
But he is very clean and smells lovely (for a donkey). I gave him some carrots too  angel1

Orange teeth then...  noooo:

There is a place just up the road here where all the donkeys used to bed pushed over the cliff that the end of their working lives... you'd like that too....  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #137 on: May 01, 2011, 05:27:47 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #138 on: May 01, 2011, 05:32:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2011, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2011, 05:22:28 PM
But he is very clean and smells lovely (for a donkey). I gave him some carrots too  angel1

Orange teeth then...  noooo:

There is a place just up the road here where all the donkeys used to bed pushed over the cliff that the end of their working lives... you'd like that too....  whistle:

You have just sealed a Nick trip to BM towers  lol:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #139 on: May 01, 2011, 05:33:44 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 01, 2011, 05:32:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2011, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2011, 05:22:28 PM
But he is very clean and smells lovely (for a donkey). I gave him some carrots too  angel1

Orange teeth then...  noooo:

There is a place just up the road here where all the donkeys used to bed pushed over the cliff that the end of their working lives... you'd like that too....  whistle:

You have just sealed a Nick trip to BM towers  lol:

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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #140 on: May 01, 2011, 09:04:56 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2011, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2011, 05:22:28 PM
But he is very clean and smells lovely (for a donkey). I gave him some carrots too  angel1

Orange teeth then...  noooo:

There is a place just up the road here where all the donkeys used to bed pushed over the cliff that the end of their working lives... you'd like that too....  whistle:

Only about 8 years ago they sent them to limassol zoo and fed them to the lions, some lefty decided that was cruel so they stopped it.
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #141 on: May 01, 2011, 09:19:55 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #142 on: May 02, 2011, 05:25:54 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 01, 2011, 09:04:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2011, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2011, 05:22:28 PM
But he is very clean and smells lovely (for a donkey). I gave him some carrots too  angel1

Orange teeth then...  noooo:

There is a place just up the road here where all the donkeys used to bed pushed over the cliff that the end of their working lives... you'd like that too....  whistle:

Only about 8 years ago they sent them to limassol zoo and fed them to the lions, some lefty decided that was cruel so they stopped it.

Didn't the lions like the taste then...?
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #143 on: May 02, 2011, 05:48:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2011, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Baldy on May 01, 2011, 09:04:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2011, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2011, 05:22:28 PM
But he is very clean and smells lovely (for a donkey). I gave him some carrots too  angel1

Orange teeth then...  noooo:

There is a place just up the road here where all the donkeys used to bed pushed over the cliff that the end of their working lives... you'd like that too....  whistle:

Only about 8 years ago they sent them to limassol zoo and fed them to the lions, some lefty decided that was cruel so they stopped it.

Didn't the lions like the taste then...?

Quite so.....some prick kept on shampooing them.  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #144 on: May 02, 2011, 07:07:56 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 02, 2011, 05:48:15 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2011, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Baldy on May 01, 2011, 09:04:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2011, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2011, 05:22:28 PM
But he is very clean and smells lovely (for a donkey). I gave him some carrots too  angel1

Orange teeth then...  noooo:

There is a place just up the road here where all the donkeys used to bed pushed over the cliff that the end of their working lives... you'd like that too....  whistle:

Only about 8 years ago they sent them to limassol zoo and fed them to the lions, some lefty decided that was cruel so they stopped it.

Didn't the lions like the taste then...?

Quite so.....some prick kept on shampooing them.  whistle:

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #145 on: May 04, 2011, 06:11:03 PM »
I am waiting for Miss C to return Jim  sad24:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #146 on: May 04, 2011, 06:12:10 PM »
What's she going to do? Email him to you... happy001 happy001
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #147 on: May 04, 2011, 06:12:49 PM »
Yes, ackchooly  ::)
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #148 on: May 04, 2011, 06:14:15 PM »
He knows he's been replaced by a donkey  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick's Spanish holiday and other disasters thread
« Reply #149 on: May 04, 2011, 06:21:55 PM »
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