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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2011, 04:15:57 PM »
In my opinion the first requisite is that they are willing.
The second is that they don't take one look at me and either burst out laughing or say "You must be joking".

Over the years I have enjoyed the company of blondes (Natural and Bottled), brunettes and the odd redhead.
One memorable GF was Eurasian with naturally jet black hair. Father was Dutch and Mother was Chinese (Hong Kong type).

Frankly I have no preference. If they like me and I like them hair colour never enters the equation.

Oh and it helps a lot if they stutter over the word NO!  ;)


I don't like freckles much, though a light dusting over the nose can look cute.

It sounds like you will be ticking the 'anything with a pulse' box  whistle:

If it helps I have only ever married (or been engaged to marry) Brunettes.


Is a pulse necessary? Warm would do ......  razz:
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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2011, 04:17:01 PM »
Well, I am warm  scared2:
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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2011, 04:17:36 PM »
Well, I am warm  scared2:

But you are ginger...  ::)
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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2011, 04:17:57 PM »
odd redhead  rubschin:

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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2011, 04:18:44 PM »
Well, I am warm  scared2:

Any port in a storm I suppose but you are not really my sort    confused:
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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2011, 04:19:51 PM »
Well, I am warm  scared2:

Any port in a storm I suppose but you are not really my sort    confused:

But he has got a submariners jumper.  whistle:

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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2011, 04:20:44 PM »
Well, I am warm  scared2:

Any port in a storm I suppose but you are not really my sort    confused:

But he has got a submariners jumper.  whistle:

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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2011, 04:21:36 PM »
Well, I am warm  scared2:

Any port in a storm I suppose but you are not really my sort    confused:

But he has got a submariners jumper.  whistle:

 rubschin: Put him down as a possible.
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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2011, 04:22:23 PM »
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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2011, 04:22:57 PM »
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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2011, 04:28:11 PM »
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2011, 04:30:05 PM »
They'd need to be odd.  razz:
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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2011, 04:53:40 PM »
I have a freckly back ...rules me out  lol:
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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2011, 04:55:06 PM »
Oooooooooooooooh, I like freckles  eyes:
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Re: Blondes v. Brunettes
« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2011, 04:56:01 PM »
Good job they're on my back then  whistle:
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