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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #75 on: July 26, 2007, 03:54:32 PM »
Quote from: tailgunner on July 26, 2007, 03:47:12 PM
Far be it from me to drag this thread back on topice but it looks like Shambo has now had it. The faceless drones have the relevant paperwork and are now supported by 20 plod, an animal trainer and FOUR RIOT VANS!

You couldnt make it up.





Arse wipes. evil:

So, they can get a warrant to evict and slaughter a defenceless old bull at the drop of a hat, but they can't do the same to get shut of a gang of pikeys off our local playing field.
RIP Shambo.  sad32:

I'm going down the garage now to get some sellophane wrapped flowers, and in true scouse tradition I sall tie them to the main gate of our local farm with a note on exclaiming WHY?
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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #76 on: July 26, 2007, 03:58:09 PM »
Quote from: tailgunner on July 26, 2007, 03:52:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2007, 03:48:38 PM
I feel as though I?ve lost a friend?  sad24:

Not so fast! The webcam is back and Shambo is still defiantly vertical!


Oh. I didn't read that before I posted the last sorrowful message! cloud9:

Quick, someone ring Bono and Sting. We could possibly arrange a 'Save Shambo' concert. happy088
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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #77 on: July 26, 2007, 04:03:22 PM »
Quote from: tailgunner on July 26, 2007, 03:52:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2007, 03:48:38 PM
I feel as though I?ve lost a friend?  sad24:

Not so fast! The webcam is back and Shambo is still defiantly vertical!

Who how where? All I'm getting is the dreaded RED X
I'm devastated. sad32:
Someone pacify me PLEASE! cloud9:
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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #78 on: July 26, 2007, 04:06:43 PM »
Five O'clock News on BBC Radio Four says it's a stand off. 50 coppers and a trailer have entered the site, coppers having used bolt cutters on the padlocks. Now cops and monks are nose to nose and we breathlessly await developments.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2007, 04:09:54 PM by Snoopy »
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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #79 on: July 26, 2007, 04:08:28 PM »
Quote from: tailgunner on July 26, 2007, 03:47:12 PM
Far be it from me to drag this thread back on topice but it looks like Shambo has now had it. The faceless drones have the relevant paperwork and are now supported by 20 plod, an animal trainer and FOUR RIOT VANS!

You couldnt make it up.





 eeek: eeek:Bloody hell who are they going up against? Shaolin Monks?
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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #80 on: July 26, 2007, 04:10:53 PM »
Come on you monks,
Come on you monks! happy088
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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #81 on: July 26, 2007, 04:20:07 PM »
http://www.skandavale.org/webcam/webcam.htm

Found this cam without the red X.
Shambo's got a red 'ed now though, and someone is near him. scared2:

I think it's a monk, but he hasn't got the Friar Tuck haircut. confused:
Is he reading him his last rights, or the riot act p'raps?
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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #82 on: July 26, 2007, 05:19:08 PM »
Meanwhile, I was thinking of a possible menu...

Perhaps Ommsomm? soup for starters, followed by Sri-loin Steak,

or for the curry lovers...

Beef Hinduloo?










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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #83 on: July 26, 2007, 05:46:53 PM »
They're in!!! The men in blue helmets are on the camera!!!
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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #84 on: July 26, 2007, 05:47:42 PM »
I'm watching them too. They seem to have a problem opening the gate.
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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #85 on: July 26, 2007, 05:51:55 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 26, 2007, 05:47:42 PM
I'm watching them too. They seem to have a problem opening the gate.

Not now they're the other side of the gate!
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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #86 on: July 26, 2007, 05:54:58 PM »
It seems to have now dawned upon them, after some 20 minutes, that the gate has been nailed/screwed shut. You couldn't make it up!
One of them has now got over the gate and is trying to unfasten it. These men are clearly struggling to understand the concept of barricades. At last they have managed to remove one panel.
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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #87 on: July 26, 2007, 05:57:53 PM »
For Heaven's sake it only some 4x2 and a couple of sheets of plywood. Kick the f*cking thing down you fools.
Shambo is, I have to say, looking decidedly pissed off with the proceedings. Good job He is a bullock ~ if they'd left his nuts in place those clowns would have a real problem with him by now.
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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #88 on: July 26, 2007, 05:58:57 PM »
Poor Shambo. He looks quite worried.  cry:
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Re: Welsh beef on the menu.
« Reply #89 on: July 26, 2007, 05:59:34 PM »
Christ almighty. You'd really put these dorks at the top of your list to help you put an MFI shelf together wouldn't you? ::)
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