The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread

[Just One More]

Commentary on Posh Spice, " she must be smiling now surely" .... my thoughts exactly, what a po-faced miserable cow, clearly not happy at not being the centre of attention

[Miss Demeanour]

WTF were Beatrice & Eugene wearing !
Must have been a bet surely  

[Nick]

She cannot smile. Maybe she is a friend of Maria Eagle  

[Nick]

WTF were Beatrice & Eugene wearing !
Must have been a bet surely  

Stoopid hats! Someone made afortune!!!

[Snoopy]

From my perspective the whole thing ruined by a running commentary of absolute drivel from Huw Edwards matched only by a loud running commentary from SWWLTBO (equally drivel).  

At least I could switch Edwards off!

[Just One More]

WTF were Beatrice & Eugene wearing !
Must have been a bet surely  

I notice mum wasn't invited. Had she been there she could have given them advice on sartorial elegance  

[Miss Demeanour]

Commentary on Posh Spice, " she must be smiling now surely" .... my thoughts exactly, what a po-faced miserable cow, clearly not happy at not being the centre of attention

Honestly she could sour milk at a thousand yards . She needs to eat a good meal , have a drink and lighten up.

Uptight , miserable mare

[Nick]

WTF were Beatrice & Eugene wearing !
Must have been a bet surely 

I notice mum wasn't invited. Had she been there she could have given them advice on sartorial elegance 

Why did they call her "Badger"?  

[Snoopy]

Reckon H.M. will have marked the card of the Bishop of London with all that guff about God not liking Queers and Adultery!  Royal family are riddled with both. Early retirement beckons the Bishop methinks

[Just One More]

From my perspective the whole thing ruined by a running commentary of absolute drivel from Huw Edwards matched only by a loud running commentary from SWWLTBO (equally drivel).  

At least I could switch Edwards off!

I had ITV on. Including the ring being made of WELSH gold, how many references to WALES did he manage to squeeze in  

[Pastis]

I've made a lickle jug of Buck's Fizz ... the day's looking better already   

[Miss Demeanour]

You have some catching up to do 

[Nick]

Reckon H.M. will have marked the card of the Bishop of London with all that guff about God not liking Queers and Adultery!  Royal family are riddled with both. Early retirement beckons the Bishop methinks

I missed that bit. WOnder how Sir Elton took it (see what I did there?)

[Snoopy]

Reckon H.M. will have marked the card of the Bishop of London with all that guff about God not liking Queers and Adultery!  Royal family are riddled with both. Early retirement beckons the Bishop methinks

I missed that bit. WOnder how Sir Elton took it (see what I did there?)

Shouldn't worry about Sir Elton ~ He's well used to being stabbed in the back. 

[Pastis]

Sir Elton always like to receive a warm hand on his entrance