A few observations:
Some of those names are better than the made up ones, Tara Palmer-Tompkinson's sister is called (buggered if I know how to spell it), but it's pronounced "Santa Sea-bag Monty-Fee-Oary
Bitchy comment of the day so far has to be about Earl Spencer, "Ooh, there's Earl Spencer with his new fiance"..... "yes, they are often quite new"
Where do people like David Emmanuel and that prick with the see-through trilby go to learn to talk like that
Are there only americans in the crowd?