The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread

[Nick]

All nice and ready like, except I can't get the telly to werk 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have not got the TV on.

[Snoopy]

Nick ~ without a working TV you'll will see as much as the tens of thousands standing around London.

[Miss Demeanour]

Oooh what a lovely hat, ....oooh what a lovely dress. Oooooooh who the heck are they......Oooooooh there are the Beckham's


That about sums it all up 

[Nick]

I see it is not pizeing there 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Britain’s married men have formally applied for a so-called ‘super-injunction’, in an attempt to prevent the royal wedding of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton from being shown on television, ‘or indeed in any form of media whatsoever.’

Speaking outside the Royal Courts of Justice, spokesman Dennis Conningsby explained how he, together with every other married man in the country, is seeking to slap a last-minute non-disclosure order on the organisers of the big day, preventing them from broadcasting the ceremony. ‘For us, the very prospect of a whole day’s worth of royal celebration is simply terrifying. We’ve already had about a month’s worth of respectful toadying on our tellies, what with all those documentaries and wedding specials in that cloyingly measured tone of the BBC royal correspondent – it’s got to stop and it’s got to stop now.’



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[Nick]

What are the odds on a suicide bomber. Is it true that Boris has given them a tandem? 

[Just One More]

A few observations:

Some of those names are better than the made up ones, Tara Palmer-Tompkinson's sister is called (buggered if I know how to spell it), but it's pronounced "Santa Sea-bag Monty-Fee-Oary

Bitchy comment of the day so far has to be about Earl Spencer, "Ooh, there's Earl Spencer with his new fiance"..... "yes, they are often quite new"

Where do people like David Emmanuel and that prick with the see-through trilby go to learn to talk like that

Are there only americans in the crowd?

[Just One More]

Where do people like David Emmanuel and that prick with the see-through trilby go to learn to talk like that

Same place as Ben bloody Fogle, how'd he get an invite eh?

[Miss Demeanour]

My plum is constantly in my mouth 

Loved the Earl Spencer comment....that's what we need the alternative bitch fest commentary 

[Just One More]

I see Elton John has gone in via the front entrance 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Looks a bit Norman Wisdom these days 

[Baldy]

I see Elton John has gone in via the front entrance 

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Where do people like David Emmanuel and that prick with the see-through trilby go to learn to talk like that

Same place as Ben bloody Fogle, how'd he get an invite eh?

He just cried when he didn't get one.  One was then sent to shut him up.

[Snoopy]

I see Elton John has gone in via the front entrance 

Another first!