The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread

[Just One More]

I wonder if Elton heads straight for the organ  

[Nick]

Ben Fogle sounds like a rude gesture  

[Baldy]

I wonder if Elton heads straight for the organ  

[Miss Demeanour]

JOM has been preparing for this for some time 

[Baldy]

I wonder if Elton heads straight for the organ  

Prolly had a few stiff ones to calm his nerves like. 

[Just One More]

Oh no Miss D, I'm actually surprised I'm in the same room as the TV with it on. But I can be what Terry Wogan is to Eurovision.

You know when they start to worry when they think a volcano is going to erupt, and they show it bubbling, getter hotter, steam coming from it, getting angrier, ready to burst.... that's Mrs JOM at the moment  

[Nick]

Sling a bucket of cold water on her, you know it makes sense

[Just One More]

Been for tea and toast, did I miss owt?

Back to a rolling simmer now

[Just One More]

American - "It's a fairy tale"
Bimbette reporter - "You really think it's a fairy tale"
American - " Oh yes"   

[Just One More]

I see Elton John has gone in via the front entrance 

Bloody hell, I missed the being taken up the aisle reference

The most successful stalker in history  

[Nick]

The streets are empty here and I can hear people cheering at their tellies 

[Just One More]

Bloody hell, I thought that was Al Fayed  , twas the king of Tonga

[Just One More]

Members of the royal family in four mini-buses 

And the crowds don't appear to be as thick/dense as expected. 

[apc2010]

Wots wiv the mini-buses ........how naf......

[Just One More]

Phillip Schofield to Andrew Neill, "so, how well do you know the couple"
AN - "not very well at all

   I don't think he was expecting that, and was thinking "well whyTF are yuo here then