The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread

[apc2010]

I wonder if she will stick the dress on e-bay now.......

[Just One More]

That's what a few weeks in the Royal Marines do to you..... If you are a bit of a softy.

Ouch  

I don't recall them doing the "you may now kiss the bride" bit. Do they save that for on the palace balcony in these royal ones  

[Just One More]

I wonder if she will stick the dress on e-bay now.......

Seriously, she's auctioning the dress, and the proceeds are going to charity, well done that girl

[Nick]

I wonder if Miss D will buy it, just in case like

[Just One More]

My plum is constantly in my mouth 

If she can hold a plum in her mouth for long periods, there's every chance

[apc2010]

My plum is constantly in my mouth 

If she can hold a plum in her mouth for long periods, there's every chance

 

[Nick]

Mr Thread? Meet Mr gutter 

[Just One More]

Six pages with a couple of near misses must be something of a record surely

[Miss Demeanour]

I wonder if Miss D has quaffed all that champagne yet ........

Not quite all ...2nd glass in 

[Nick]

It's G&T o'clock here 

[Miss Demeanour]

I wonder if Miss D will buy it, just in case like

I could use it as dusters for my shelf like 

[Just One More]

Tartan trousers and waistcoat! He's gotta be wearing them as a bet

[Nick]

Hoo? 

[Just One More]

Rupert the bear 

Don't know, some white haired bloke outside the abbey

[Nick]

Simon Schama seems to be having some sort of sitting down orgasm