The all new Royal Wedding live commentary thread

[Just One More]

What a nice touch, driving from the palace to Clarence house in the Aston Martin complete with trailing balloons and just wed number plate, and a Sea-king helicoptor above. A smal reward for those that were still hanging around 

[Miss Demeanour]

Ok ...I may now need to go home and have a bit of a lie down 

This drinking in the day time is hard work.

I may have also phoned The Brat and explained to her exactly how I want my next wedding to be 

[Just One More]

Ok ...I may now need to go home and have a bit of a lie down 

This drinking in the day time is hard work.

You need to practise more

I may have also phoned The Brat and explained to her exactly how I want my next wedding to be 

 

And "next" suggests it may be one of a series   

[Nick]

Ok ...I may now need to go home and have a bit of a lie down 

This drinking in the day time is hard work.

I may have also phoned The Brat and explained to her exactly how I want my next wedding to be 

pissed 

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh yes a little bit 

Champers always has that effect on me 

You are all my beshtist friends and I love you alllllllllllllllll   

[Nick]

G&T all round 

[Just One More]

Champers always has that effect on me 

It has a different effect on me 

[Pirate]

Miss D has just texted and said I looked like her second husband.

I said 'Oh really...how many times have you been married?'

She said 'Once'

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Can you offer me a flyover and a public procession 


I am awoken now ....fully refreshed 

[Pirate]

Flyover...No

Legover...yes

[The Moan Ranger]

Having missed the entire thing, I'm just catching up on the highlights on the Beeb. Has anyone done a "tight ring" joke yet?

[Miss Demeanour]

You can be the first 

If you can combine Elton into that you're onto a winner 

[Pirate]

Obviously not referring to Elton...

[Pirate]

Oi...

[Miss Demeanour]

You're just not quick enough