Not forgetting little Maddy

[Snoopy]

Why don't the Portugese police employ the services of one of those "wonderful" New Zealand psychics that seem to occupy one particular UK Channel's night time schedule. I bet, if asked, they could probably find Shergar too!

Shergar was found years ago

[Bar Wench]

I don't like talking morbid dead body stuff type things, but as i said/asked before, would a corpse of 25 days deceased still bleed and / or leave traces in the car, and why, if she was still alive then, did they not keep schtum until she'd been.................... 'got rid of in whatever manner that may have been?

Remembering that it is just a rumour, who is to say that it is blood and not say secretions from a decomposing body.

[The Moan Ranger]

Okay, Berek, the Moan Ranger, a woman in Moan Ranger?s office and I? 

Ahem

Bloody hell! 
, a woman in Moan Ranger?s office,

Thought she was a witch, or does woman still count?
Evidence of broom stick and pot full of boiling frogs in the werks canteen required as evidence NOW please Moany.

She has ginger hair and drives a LR Disco. What more evidence do you need?

[Nick]

I don't like talking morbid dead body stuff type things, but as i said/asked before, would a corpse of 25 days deceased still bleed and / or leave traces in the car, and why, if she was still alive then, did they not keep schtum until she'd been.................... 'got rid of in whatever manner that may have been?

Remembering that it is just a rumour, who is to say that it is blood and not say secretions from a decomposing body.

You an expert in this then?

[Snoopy]

Okay, Berek, the Moan Ranger, a woman in Moan Ranger?s office and I? 

Ahem

Bloody hell! 
, a woman in Moan Ranger?s office,

Thought she was a witch, or does woman still count?
Evidence of broom stick and pot full of boiling frogs in the werks canteen required as evidence NOW please Moany.

She has ginger hair and drives a LR Disco. What more evidence do you need?

A familiar ~ all witches have one .... often a black cat but they take various forms.

[Bar Wench]

I don't like talking morbid dead body stuff type things, but as i said/asked before, would a corpse of 25 days deceased still bleed and / or leave traces in the car, and why, if she was still alive then, did they not keep schtum until she'd been.................... 'got rid of in whatever manner that may have been?

Remembering that it is just a rumour, who is to say that it is blood and not say secretions from a decomposing body.

You an expert in this then?

No, I just watch a lot of tv. 

[Nick]

Amanda Burton. I would

[GROWLER]

Okay, Berek, the Moan Ranger, a woman in Moan Ranger?s office and I? 

Ahem

Bloody hell! 
, a woman in Moan Ranger?s office,

Thought she was a witch, or does woman still count?
Evidence of broom stick and pot full of boiling frogs in the werks canteen required as evidence NOW please Moany.

She has ginger hair and drives a LR Disco. What more evidence do you need?

I drive a LR Disco too sometimes, but me hair is sort of pale brown blondie mousy type colour.
However, I am married to Mrs Growler, so that woiuld explain the LR Disco bit.

[Bar Wench]

Having said that. Dead bodies probably wouldn't bleed as bleeding is caused by blood pressure which is caused by a beating heart. Dead bodies don't tend to have beating hearts.

[Nick]

Well done wenchy, but they might leak a bit. I am sure I would.

[Snoopy]

Perhaps we ought to try a cyber seance? ................... Or perhaps not.

[Barman]

Having said that. Dead bodies probably wouldn't bleed as bleeding is caused by blood pressure which is caused by a beating heart. Dead bodies don't tend to have beating hearts.

We got some steaks out of the freezer the other day ? I?m sure they?d been dead for weeks.

Blood everywhere.  

[The Moan Ranger]

According to a well known Wallington intellectual (his words, not mine...)...

"Corpses START bleeding after 25 days. Especially in a warm climate."  


I believe some of you may know of this particulat combatant from somewhere else.

[Nick]

Quite. Even food bleeds.

[Nick]

According to a well known Wallington intellectual (his words, not mine...)...

"Corpses START bleeding after 25 days. Especially in a warm climate."  


I believe some of you may know of this particulat combatant from somewhere else.

No. Remind us!