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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #150 on: September 07, 2007, 01:59:15 PM »
'Combatant'  rubschin:
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #151 on: September 07, 2007, 02:00:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 01:56:49 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 07, 2007, 01:55:11 PM
Having said that. Dead bodies probably wouldn't bleed as bleeding is caused by blood pressure which is caused by a beating heart. Dead bodies don't tend to have beating hearts.
We got some steaks out of the freezer the other day ? I?m sure they?d been dead for weeks.

Blood everywhere.  noooo:

A slightly different situation I feel. ::)
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #152 on: September 07, 2007, 02:00:21 PM »
NOt if they had kept her in a freezer for a bit! drumroll:
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #153 on: September 07, 2007, 02:00:52 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 07, 2007, 02:00:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 01:56:49 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 07, 2007, 01:55:11 PM
Having said that. Dead bodies probably wouldn't bleed as bleeding is caused by blood pressure which is caused by a beating heart. Dead bodies don't tend to have beating hearts.
We got some steaks out of the freezer the other day ? I?m sure they?d been dead for weeks.

Blood everywhere.  noooo:

A slightly different situation I feel. ::)
Little Maddy could have been in a freezer!
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #154 on: September 07, 2007, 02:01:09 PM »
Beat you to it!
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #155 on: September 07, 2007, 02:01:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2007, 02:01:09 PM
Beat you to it!
Bugger!

But I'm further away!  evil:
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #156 on: September 07, 2007, 02:02:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 02:00:52 PM
Little Maddy could have been in a freezer!

Which they just happened to have with them on holiday.
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #157 on: September 07, 2007, 02:03:25 PM »
Oh yes I can see that

"Och Aye! I'd like tae rent some space in yer freezer for a couple or three weeks my Portugese man"


Nah it doesn't work.
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #158 on: September 07, 2007, 02:04:03 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2007, 02:02:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 02:00:52 PM
Little Maddy could have been in a freezer!

Which they just happened to have with them on holiday.
We used to take one of those cold boxes with us when we went away... and those blue things you put in them.  whistle:
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #159 on: September 07, 2007, 02:05:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 02:04:03 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2007, 02:02:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 02:00:52 PM
Little Maddy could have been in a freezer!

Which they just happened to have with them on holiday.
We used to take one of those cold boxes with us when we went away... and those blue things you put in them.  whistle:

And how is Landlady? Past her sell by date yet?
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #160 on: September 07, 2007, 02:06:08 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2007, 02:02:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 02:00:52 PM
Little Maddy could have been in a freezer!

Which they just happened to have with them on holiday.

It is possible. You should see Mrs Nick's suitcases. Oh, is this a serious thread?
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #161 on: September 07, 2007, 02:06:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2007, 02:05:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 02:04:03 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2007, 02:02:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 02:00:52 PM
Little Maddy could have been in a freezer!

Which they just happened to have with them on holiday.
We used to take one of those cold boxes with us when we went away... and those blue things you put in them.  whistle:

And how is Landlady? Past her sell by date yet?
Give it another 25 days or so...  whistle:
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #162 on: September 07, 2007, 02:07:32 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 01:59:15 PM
'Combatant'  rubschin:

A mad relic from the "other side". Named after a proprietary brand of tobacco. I don't think he likes me too much as he went to Wallington Boys, whereas I went to the better school two miles away. He has also been known to drive a Skoda.

P.S. I believe that Kate will also be charged with the murder of Steve Fossett.
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #163 on: September 07, 2007, 02:08:13 PM »
The Boy's new disappearing towel trick is quite impressive. He has been practicing in front of a mirror.
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Re: Not forgetting little Maddy
« Reply #164 on: September 07, 2007, 02:09:19 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2007, 02:07:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 07, 2007, 01:59:15 PM
'Combatant'  rubschin:

A mad relic from the "other side". Named after a proprietary brand of tobacco. I don't think he likes me too much as he went to Wallington Boys, whereas I went to the better school two miles away. He has also been known to drive a Skoda.

P.S. I believe that Kate will also be charged with the murder of Steve Fossett.

Oh him. Where is Steve Fossett anyway. I miss him
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