Not forgetting little Maddy

[Bar Wench]

He can snap her in her Gym Kit.

I can post it in the Secret Boys' Area. They have been asking me, you know.

 

[Nick]

I could PM you the "polite"* ones






* non-sweaty

[Bar Wench]

I could PM you the "polite"* ones






* non-sweaty

You could. On the other hand do I want to be called as a witness in the Miss Netball 2007 stalker case? 

[Snoopy]

I could PM you the "polite"* ones






* non-sweaty

You could. On the other hand do I want to be called as a witness in the Miss Netball 2007 stalker case? 

No but you do want to check out the "opposition". 

[Bar Wench]

I could PM you the "polite"* ones






* non-sweaty

You could. On the other hand do I want to be called as a witness in the Miss Netball 2007 stalker case? 

No but you do want to check out the "opposition". 

Opposition? You mean I'm not the only lady in your lives? 

[Misunderstood]

Does anyone here have normal well behaved kids? I was positively angelic and boring by the sounds of things. 

Betcha you were not. These are normal kids we are talking about.
The problems with children are
(i) There is no training for the job ~ you pick it up as you go along.
(ii) Every child is different so it doesn't matter what you did with the previous one ... the same things will not work with the current one.
(iii) They are us, only younger and without experience.
(iv) They believe they are the first who ever did anything, thought any thought or encountered any situation.
(v) They do not realise that you were once a kid yourself.
(vi) They do not come with an operators manual nor a help desk number (unless you count your own parents whose reaction is usually to roll about laughing)

Yep!  And really, REALLY enjoying it too.   

[Nick]

I could PM you the "polite"* ones






* non-sweaty

You could. On the other hand do I want to be called as a witness in the Miss Netball 2007 stalker case? 

No but you do want to check out the "opposition". 

Opposition? You mean I'm not the only lady in your lives? 

I could make a list..............

[Snoopy]

Does anyone here have normal well behaved kids? I was positively angelic and boring by the sounds of things. 

Betcha you were not. These are normal kids we are talking about.
The problems with children are
(i) There is no training for the job ~ you pick it up as you go along.
(ii) Every child is different so it doesn't matter what you did with the previous one ... the same things will not work with the current one.
(iii) They are us, only younger and without experience.
(iv) They believe they are the first who ever did anything, thought any thought or encountered any situation.
(v) They do not realise that you were once a kid yourself.
(vi) They do not come with an operators manual nor a help desk number (unless you count your own parents whose reaction is usually to roll about laughing)

Yep!  And really, REALLY enjoying it too.   

Yes ~ that's the bit I enjoy about being a Granddad.

Q: What's the best thing about grandchildren?
A: You can give them back.

[Bar Wench]

I could PM you the "polite"* ones






* non-sweaty

You could. On the other hand do I want to be called as a witness in the Miss Netball 2007 stalker case? 

No but you do want to check out the "opposition". 

Opposition? You mean I'm not the only lady in your lives? 

I could make a list..............

I'm so hurt. 

[Snoopy]

I could PM you the "polite"* ones






* non-sweaty

You could. On the other hand do I want to be called as a witness in the Miss Netball 2007 stalker case? 

No but you do want to check out the "opposition". 

Opposition? You mean I'm not the only lady in your lives? 

I could make a list..............

I'm so hurt. 

Don't be silly ~ every woman sees every other woman as potential opposition.
That's why every girl has an ugly, overweight friend ~ to boost her ego and her chances.
BTW Why do they always claim that the F & U friend has a "Lovely personality"  --- as if anyone is interested in her mind.

[Nick]

Too true. The first proper girls I ever met always went around in pairs. One was nice, the other was a munter. They kind of sought each other out

[Bar Wench]

My friends were always, blonde and pretty, does that mean ...  ...    ... ...  ...  ...  ... ... ...  ... ... ... 

[Misunderstood]

 

[Bar Wench]

It's fine.  Am now going to look at old pictures of me on facebook to assure myself I was not in fact a munter. 

[Misunderstood]

I usually ended up with the munter    Nice personalities though...